The "Big F*** You" thread

Fuck you back pain. I don't want to lie down all day. T____T

~Maddie

 

Fuck you to my fucking boss. If you can't give a little you just make the work place miserable. Fuck you to congress for more gun rights but no rights to I FART A LOT slap one person per day. I need to I FART A LOT slap my boss not go postal on her.

 

A big fu to the heavy metal music labels that won't promote a band with a vocalist. Now all we get is the same lame grunts and growls. I wish I could put a pic of the Metal God Rob Halford on here. Buy Judas Priest Hipsters! KRKidz be Kool!!

 

Eff UPS for being a tease all day.
Now I have to wait for Tuesday!

 

Fuck you to the bartender at Blue and Gold Bar in NYC that I almost pummelled into next week. And yes I could care less that you are a girl or your reject co bartender is an extra from a Twilight movie. Sorry your dad gave you the bad touch as a kid and slinging meth in whatever rock of a tiny midwest you grew up in didn't pan out, but getting tat sleeves and trying to pick fights with everyone that sets foot in the bar doesn't make you tough. Best part of the evening was me overhearing saying you were going to fight my girlfriend and not knowing I was right there. 2nd best part was me saying what the fuck did you say I FART A LOT?, having you play your little tough girl act and me slamming the beer on the bar and saying I'll leave when I'm done and I'm not scared of you or your dumb ass wannabe hardcore friends.

 

Welcome to NY. And I almost forgot why I rarely go out anymore.

 

Yeah and probably one of the many reasons I left 6 years ago!

 

Blue & Gold used to be a decent dive before all of the Village became NYU East.

 

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haha yeah--wait what?




FUCK taking shit out of context! ...(?)

and FUCK random post! (oh)

and FUCK boredom! (yeah!)

FUCK 11:47am! this day is going by too slow!

 

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do not even get me started it is only 1 and I feel like I have been here for weeks, of all the days to not get a shift covered with a fresh batch of boomers drying
shame of all shames

 

big F U to myself for missing out on that clear pirate/capt set in the For Sale section.

FU!! ME, FU!!!

 

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Fuck You! to the new New York State license plates. They're the color of piss from an infected bladder. It clashes with my shit!

 

Fuck you to whoever just got that last pico pico beckos that i had in my cart on lulu.

 

fuck tiffany and her comeback attempt(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWE3YPl5nM

 

Fuck the sneaky little bastard who outbid me on that Spumpkin.
I hope the box gets smashed to shit during shipping.

 

Fuck Yahoo and Flickr for not helping me recover my lost login info.
But first fuck my computer for making me reset it.

 

yeahyeah, i agree... people should just give it to you straight from the beginning. and no, it shouldn't have to be so difficult. but you know what, motherfucker? you're the one selling me a pack of lies for over a week and making it far more difficult than i ever could have imagined... why did you even offer to begin with? fuck you!

 

Fuck this cold I have right now.

 

A big Fuck you to summer, I hate the massive heat.

 

the east coast humidity is far worse than west coast heat.

fuck the weather today, zillion degrees.

fuck my knees, for being weak and achey after running...

 

The humidity on the East Coast can suck a big sweaty dick. And hey! That's exactly what it feels/smells like!

 

Fuck you morons that can't drive. Move it or get the fuck off the road!
And put your fucking cell phone down if operating a phone is so difficult for you that you can't do anything else at the same time.

 

wow, in california, even the cell phones have cellphones.

 

F$(*@ YOU!! to the ebay seller with 4 KvPs (and like tons of other KAWS items) and having your boy-bidder alias of ".***a" (with 93 feedbacks), i see jack up bids on several other KAWS items, even jacking up the bids on the seller's 67 cadillac.

weaksauce.