The "Big F*** You" thread

Sorry guys if i quite smoking I wont be able to see some daily smoke! Its floating intangibility and unreal character are fucking awesome! Breathing through my mouth gives me the special power to taste life 24/7

 

special powers are overrated. so is unrealness and intangibility. if you quit smoking you can smell your vinyl toys.
you're missing out, man. I only say this because I care.

and for the sake of staying true to this thread, FUCK the way life taste! Life is suffering and suffering taste like ass. Japanese vinyl toys are the only thing that matters

 

I need to get me some fucking Japanese vinyl toy quite smoking patches. Anyone?

 

they don't work! they come in different colors and have cool paint apps--some of which are very rare. you'll start a collection of those too!

 

fuck you to the first floor staff that thinks its MY job to take out their trash....

i am being made to take the 2nd floor of my office's trash out on tues and thurs.(everyone's gotta pitch in and help out!!)

i havent gotten a pay raise or bonus in 2+ years now.

fuck you bitches, quit treating me like your fucking GIFT HORSE and take your own fucking trash out.

 

Im sure this applies to a lot of people, but when a couple of you grails pop up and you're broke as a joke

 

Fuck you iTunes, just erased all my phone contacts...

 

^ Which is compounded when the next time they pop up - they're even more expensive,
rendering you 'broke as a joke and then some'.

 

F U and your mothers!!! To all the ghetto yoofs that come into my store and bother paying customers. Why couldn't you twelve year old mothers have gotten a fucking abortion like a responsible fucking person.

and..AND... The music playing isn't fucking "devil white shit" , it's BADBRAINS! You little nothing. There isn't a white guy in the fucking band. I just hope when you have a child in a year or so, it is still born.

 

Did you tell them to go take a hike?

 

The hostility in this thread is refreshing.

FUCK YOU to my neighbors who party, scream and break shit all fucking night on weeknights. In your front yard. Go in the fucking house you douche bag MFers.

 

sounds like something I would do

edit: something i have been doing

 

A shop that plays Bad Brains, sounds liek a shop to be reckoned with.

Also, a big fuck you to painting fences from 7.30 am, especially when they need 5+ coats, looks like I'll be painting until about 6pm then.

 

Where do i find this party? Bring my own booze? Dresscode?

 

"i came here to drink beer and wreck shit, and it looks im all outta beer"

 

F you to having a job with medical benefits but won't allow you to take time off to use them. I got this job for the medical, but my job only will give me 2 day off for the entire year ... So how am I supposed to go to doctors visits and for work ups ...frustrating to say the least **&$@*^+%##^ !!

 

holy crap, Rich. do you work in a space station?

your boss isn't cool about you taking time off--even if you bring back a doctor's note? that's no good.

 

^^^
Actually, that might even be illegal. Check your state's laws regarding that matter.

..and a big FU to sizzling hot temperatures. I thought we escaped that for once this summer but no... now we're all baking in the valley.

 

yes.... its too hot

 

a killer song in the spirit of the thread
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/11963-fuck-you/

 

FUCK dog rescue organizations for being crazy! Mostly midwest Boston Terrier rescues. I've been trying to give a nice boston terrier a new home for the past few weeks, I've done all your apps paid my app fees sent emails and fixed my backyard fence incase you wanted to inspect my home. And they still won't give me a dog! No wonder why people bout 1200 for puppy mill dogs from the pet store instead of rescuing one. (sigh)

Not really a fuck you I'm glad someone is helping these dogs, but let me help too!

 

A big FU to MY neighbors. i'm the only person in my complex without a garage, but they set up a fully furnished party patio in my drive way without asking me. Got home from work and couldn't park in my drive way because the BBQ grill was in the way. oh yeah, some stupid hippy guy was playing guitar there too. Ugh,..... i complained to them, so now the moved it right out front of my window. if it was some young punks, i would of taken care of it, but it's a bunch of old hippy farts MAN!!!!! I"m gonna loose it!!!!! so yeah F U to them and their pachully oil perfume!

 

FU to finding out i'm up for a promotion, which means several uncomfortable interviews spread out over this whole week, and possible moving, which bites a big one since i just turned my garage into a studio for airbrush and sculpting.

 

oh, the humanity! i don't think you'll get much sympathy for this one

 

A big fuck you to the asshole who ran over my big toe last night in his Honda Accord. I picked a great night to go out and NOT drink.