The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

>YAWN<

 

On first glance I was like “it’s just Oscar?” Then I actually noticed it’s supposed to be another Hedorah mashup.

 

The first fugly post of the year, you lucky people.





Swastika alert ... no 'ancient buddhist symbol' excuse this time. Just a fucking swastika.


























Oh look ... another sofubi bong. How original.

 

new year, same shit

 

My life in a nutshell.

 

Wow, talk about ringing in the new year with one of the biggest floods of fugly yet. I have a bad feeling that we're going to have one hell of a year here...

...AND FUCK NAZI TOYS AND THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM. I don't care if they're "nice" people. You can't be a nice person if you think flashing that imagery around is okay. My grandmother lived through WWII as a child, I have a bone to pick with these Nazi assholes.

 

100% ... maybe its the 'edge-lords' buying them that should take a lot of the blame. If nobody bought those things it wouldn't be an issue.







All three unpainted versions of this (below) are $350 +shipping each (£277 +shipping). I know its large, but that just seems way too much money.

And also, Assembly required? Is that to keep the postal costs down with a smaller box?

I'd rather spend considerably less on one of Marmit's sea kaiju or whatever. As far as i've seen on social media this things biggest selling point is its size.

 

What the fuck am I even looking at??

 

Hey! Give me toys Rico copied my Cadaver Kid head but made it all a giant brain…cool.

 

I knew that looked familiar ...

 

I really dig this thing:



The price on that unassembled, unpainted King Krawju stunned me, too.

 

Yes, dig up that fossilised turd

 

I wish my turds were so symmetrical, and colorful (not to mention solid).

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This feels like a case of a someone starting with an interesting idea on paper, but it gradually becoming less and less feasible as it got closer to being an actual product. Marketing this to sofubi collectors, charging them $350 and expecting them to put it together is asking a lot. It's a shame because I think it actually looks pretty cool.

 

Nearly 30 unassembled parts? I didn't think it would be that many ... fugly-ass thing you gotta put together your damn self.

I think it would look better painted, the unpainted kinda looks slimey to me. I've got nothing against it, but it doesn't make me think of 'Sofubi' when I look at it. It's too detailed and serious, where's the fun? It's creepy looking ...

 

Boda_1129 making proper nightmare feul

 

There's talent there for sure, and they look kinda cool as a collection, but man there's a handful of toys in there that I'd love to have in their original forms.

 

Yeah, Frank is a talented artist, but i've never been a fan of custom paint. Let the toy speak for itself.

 

Some doodoo things I saw in a toy shop in Zihuatanejo, Mexico.
This one's a mess:

This one's kinda interesting in an early cgi kind of way..

And this one I wanted, but didn't get

 

Skibidi toilet and five nights at Freddy's are my guess. Super popular with kids nowadays for whatever reason but the skibidi toilet is literal braindead entertainment

 

Hmm… I need to familiarize myself with these trends; I think my kid watches some of that when we’re not watching!

 

Love and Shit (Toys)