Geobukgan

My wife got a job in San Jose lol. Hello suburbs!

I just signed my lease in CA. I can't believe I'm finally moving!

I used to have nightmares about term papers. Now I have nightmares that my Outlook inbox is full.

Remember: Sick days don't roll over.

Half my job is a sales pitch to convince people they should let me fix their problems.

My hospital intake form listed my race: Indian Asian. I crossed it out and put: Korean. Got the form back and the race field said: Latino.

Getting old is realizing I liked Gargamel all along.

I went on a hike yesterday and someone yelled "Ganbatte kudasai!" at me. Is this racism or am I now the protagonist in an anime?