The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by deadboy, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. hellopike

    hellopike S7 Royalty

    I believe it. He’s only interested in “premium collectibles” I’m sure.
     
  2. kid_miracleman

    kid_miracleman Comment King

    It's been interesting watching this hobby change so dramatically with Instagram, especially over the last 18 months or so. Watching people buy their way into some sort of fake vet status has been....let's just say not a fun part of collecting.
     
  3. hellopike

    hellopike S7 Royalty

    It’s been happening like that for the last 4-5 years. Yeah. It’s not a fun part of this hobby.
     
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  4. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    The only good part is that some toys get so much cheaper once they fall outside the hype. Siccaluna toys seem to have fallen in price, older Yamomark toys as well.

    (Also it feels so so good when I see that someone isn’t able to sell a Kaiju Tan abomination... errr toy for over $200 on eBay)
     
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  5. taviq

    taviq Toy Prince

    My thought exactly
     
  6. taviq

    taviq Toy Prince

    Whaaaaa?

    But I love seeing everyones favorite IG personality, RolexKaiju, posting pictures matching his collection of HS to his collection of Rollex's.
     
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  7. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    Everyone on this board should start posting pics of their Hirota holding cheap ass timex watches to drive the prices back down.
     
  8. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    Sofubi is turning up on the Trampt Instagram so we're all fucked oops I mean fudged whoopsie
     
  9. rattanicus

    rattanicus Mini Boss

    But me love my Jyujin!
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  10. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I never said there was anything wrong with it, just that it looks very similar... I prefer the GEEK! toy myself.
     
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  11. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

  12. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I’ve been looking at this thing and trying to come up with some kind of witty jab, but I just can’t think of anything to say. It’s just that bad. I have zero idea what the fuck I’m looking at.
     
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  13. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    So many of these fugly toys are just 3D stoner doodles.
     
  14. eckotyper

    eckotyper Post Pimp

    I have one, they are made extremely well. I feel its a soft vinyl, but a different genre than the sofubi most of us collect.
     
  15. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    He's outdone himself this time! Three guesses :razz:

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  16. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    I wouldn't want to take a guess and accidentally insult anybody by association.
     
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  17. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Indeed, I meant it rhetorically to be honest. Anyone on FB will likely be familiar. The guy churns out endless 'one-offs'.
     
  18. toothaction

    toothaction Team Tsubu Staff Member

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  19. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Now this one - although fugly, is at least fun and not another Nag/MVH/Gorilla clone. I like the Pizza oven belly, which is a nice touch. It reminds me of those crazy old robot shows.

    It is pretty fugly though, but at least its not taking itself too seriously!

    UHOH Toys. Pizzatron.
    [​IMG]
     
  20. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I think these are hilarious, creepy pizza-making robots! It’s definitely not a sculpt you’d call “beautiful,” but at least it’s original. It’s fugly in the way the Pringle’s Guy is fugly, I think.
     
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  21. IronPaw

    IronPaw Side Dealer

    It’s what he was going for, a mecha version of the chef on pizza boxes.
     
  22. animator

    animator Mr. Freshly Smacked Ass Staff Member

    This thread is devolving into, "this toys ok, but I don't really like it" Rather than, "this toy is a design and color nightmare that I want everyone else to see because it is so bad"

    I want to come here to laugh at terrible toys made by someone who probably has no clue or business making toys. I came here to see trainwrecks.
     
  23. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    We need the kind of material we have to use eye-bleach for!
     
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  24. toothaction

    toothaction Team Tsubu Staff Member

    I see your point, Other David, but myself I tend to just barely register most new garbage sculpts. What bunches my all-cotton panties up is the maiming and frequent ritual murder of toys that I adore, so it's nice to have a string to pluck here when I see that sad song played again and again.

    ^ Sentence as messy as many a paint job.
     
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  25. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

    UhOh toys is a beacon of hope in the sea of MVH/NNN/HXS rip-offs. original designs and original paint schemes! the proper way to channel fugly/pachi vibes and the price on these is *chefs kiss*
     

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