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"The tongue is a spoon" - Jojo

“Look, I’ll remove the pustules from one side of his face, if you allow me to draw him 200 pounds heavier.”

"On a scale of Godzilla vs Megalon to Shin Godzilla, I give it a solid Godzilla vs Biollante."

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Thonk!

"And look, Wayne, another three-legged dog."

I am Spartacus.

No fish gods were harmed in the making of this profile update.

"Do you wanna do some ASMR?"

“It’s primal back-brain shit, Steven”

My Life as a Really Shitty Boxer. vol. 1

"Butterflies were named for the fact that their poop looks like butter. Blame the Dutch." - Luke Kruger-Howard

2nd jab today!

My protocol empathy module is starting to overheat...

I am more more than any hero's geologic change's strong and big. I do so is... For protecting you.

Let us speak of the days of the Ram

"Shawshank is a stupid person's masterpiece"- Raanan Hershberg

We’re kinda hoping that in the very final battle humility will be the weapon that defeats some kind of narcissistic dragon. - Fondue Zoobag

A/S/L?

My fellow Americans... Gingers crossed for an exceedingly boring Wednesday.

“If you’ve got a grievance with reality, I reckon you’re in the right place.”

"We love you. You're very special." - Herr Drumpf

"Hang on a sec while I kick myself in the face." - Every cat ever

"We're movin', we're movin', movin' to the Moon now."