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I helped birth an elephant and boy is my arm tired.

I fell down the up escalator and wow did it take a long time

Love is just hurt waiting to happen, but still so worth it.

Instead, look at all the amazing unjudging love, happiness, and affection they've given.

I am so very thankful for all of the good times my pup and I have shared, and continue to share. I’ll love him until his very last breath.
I just don’t really know how I’ll react to that kind of loss. But I guess I won’t know until it happens.

SO ominous out of context.

Ooh, what kind?

Whites tree frogs! They've definitely grown since I got them, they're only about 3 months old

I seem to remember Carolina Biological sold a dozen Ceratophrys eggs. You could do that, replicate their natural environment by putting them all together, watch the victor emerge Highlander-style...

Dang, no Ceratophrys there. Hoping to find Ceratophrys ornata.

Ahhh wish I had space for another right now honestly!

No the real cesspool's are ponds that have been stagnant for years.

Join a fight club instead.

Shhh, we don’t talk about fight club!

'Anti Social Media!'

I was 22 before I started driving. Now I’m 42- where has the time gone… lol.

Gun permit?!?

Driving, I’m not allowed to have a gun permit for another year. They confiscated my permit when I was hospitalized. I don’t blame them.

I did the thing and it was okay

My mantra these days is "all things will end." Helps me push through some of the more unpleasant shit.

If it does not spark joy, sell it and buy a toy!

I don't understand why he went after you so hard. Your comments weren't even all that bad.

Unfortunately reason doesn’t apply to people who are absolutely insane

Aaaand someone tried it again

gingerly.

You been lookin' at the Fugliest Toy thread again? :D

Now that you mention it...

See how long you can keep 'em holding while you go look for your bank details . . . endless hours of fun!

I have a Google Pixel and the Google Assistant can screen any call. Most spammers will hang up right away, or I can see the bullshit they say (speech to text onscreen), hang up, then report as SPAM! My favorite feature BY FAR. I never have to answer an unknown number ever again. Highly recommended.

I’m nauseous and anxious and full of dread

They have tea that can help with that and can calm your nerves.

Too bad I hate tea

I really, sincerely, resonate with this on a monumental level lol

In the past I've made bets with my wife that I can post a terrible, blurry, and bad lighting, toy photo and still get more likes than my art. What can you do?

Cause they know you want them! Thats how it is with most things ppl are into sometimes.

Chima group makes a cute affordable frog.

Who doesn’t enjoy cereal with a few friends?!

Nothin wrong with that! Sometimes you get by with a little help from some friends.

I've got at least 1 sofubi toy in every room! Atop the microwave are a few so I have something to look at while I wait for foods to be done.