is this an inside job or a VR stunt? I'm giving you ten points for humor loch ness. It would have been twenty put the "Thread Locks" pun is too horrible. Rasta Loch Ness is funny tho. and I love MS Paint.
We've all been fleeced. Joke's on us. I won't be including an MS Paint sheep being sheared of it's fleece to accompany my comment, but it crossed my mind.