The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Aint that the truth!

 

I'm imagining the people at the factory pulling out the parts and thinking to themselves, "what the hell is this?"

 

What on earth is “toy-like” about those last ones? They’re fucking statues. Why even cast in sofubi then?
I guess that’s where part of the problem lies. Sofubi is becoming less toy, and less fun. What can you do with this other than stare at it? And I don’t even want to stare at it, I’ll have nightmares of random faces telling me to “enter lottery now!”

 

Yuck.

 

Haha, yeah. Just what the toy world needs ... Rub the glans mickey and wrinkly cock & balls face goofy.

 

Mickey Mouse is at his therapist's office, talking about his problems.

The therapist says, "Mickey, you have to be more accepting of people. Just because Minnie acts a little silly sometimes is no reason to divorce her."

Mickey screams at the therapist, "You don't get it, doc, she's FUCKING GOOFY!"

 

Good fucking gravy

I was just discussing the improvement in new makers' toy designs in the last couple of years, and now I want to take it all back

 

These look like bad Popeye toys that have been repurposed a zillion times…

 

I don’t know how anyone who owns one could explain why this is in their home.

 

"Oh, why do I have this in my house? Oh. Um, I'm anti-circumcision."

 

Some real … things (?) here! I love being able to take a break then come back to this page and have the same sort of uncomfortable feeling as when I first checked it out.

I admit liking that Kamerian rabbit thing quiet a bit. Almost got one…

 

'TakuZilla' ... not massively fugly ... but US $180 +shipping
For a jumped-up pop figure, i'd say that is fugly enough.



.... plus the usual faux-nazi shit

 

So do the three S's give them plausible deniability? "No no, this isnt Nazi related, Waffen SS only has two" . So bad

 

I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right, there’s always some shitty excuse.

Who’s the artist? I want to report their shit on IG, it makes me happy to see Nazi toys taken down. Or did it already happen?

 

@gyaromi @jay222toy




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Basically Deadly Spawn with arms and legs. Still fugly.

@NAGARE6666

 

Most of these look like failed bongs.

 

Part of me feels like this is an abomination. I think the praying pose puts it in icky territory for some reason.

 

That Boizu toy looks pretty dang cute.