The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    The most depressing thing I've seen on this thread all year. I know that there were some flesh blanks floating around out there but this doesn't seem to be one of them. I can see the original paint underneath the grime. So awful.
     
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    It used to be beautiful, and it was befouled by a deranged customizer. Selling my Mantra is still one of my big regrets. To think this could have happened to it.
     
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    Who the hell paid 271.66+shipping for that atrocity!??
     
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    Nothing wrong with Pizza-Slice-Hedo really ... but since the ice-cream hedo and the bong hedo, this is already becoming boring. Its similar to KAWS, slap some hedo eyes on your object of choice ... ad nauseam.

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    Doesn't this guy do this paint job on everything? I think I remember seeing his stuff before.
     
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    Akametenshi has shown some real potential, from his digital sculpting to the actual vinyl he pulls, but I think the "do you even lift bro'jira" is so stupid looking and the 3D modeling just looks lazy. I know it's supposed to be a cross between Godzilla and King Kong, but it doesn't make it any less ugly and dumb to me. With his level of output, coupled with the hit-or-miss quality of designs, I get the impression he doesn't really have an internal review board—he takes pen to paper as soon as an idea hits and his first draft gets approved without any real criticism. It's OK to throw some things in the trash. I guess it doesn't help when you develop a following on social media and all the toxic positivity drowns out the opportunity for enough honest feedback to hold you back from yourself.
     
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    Bizarre but true!
     
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    every time i open this thread i just get big sad.
     
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    Holy daaaamn, hitting us hard with the fugly for 2023.
    I feel like if these makers all put their originality together they could maybe create one decent toy. On their own though... what a huge lack of any creativity whatsoever. Mickey? Burger Boy? Monkey with a poop on a stick? Cursed shit? Seen it before. The only thing here that I haven't seen before are psycho Mad Max piggies, but I was more interested in those bulging dead eyes more than anything else. If someone made a lanternfish monster, those eyes would be PERFECT.
     
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    Yeah, they really would . . . I'm just continually amazed by how much of this stuff keeps being made. Most of it is priced on the high side, but there's obviously enough people with the dough who love fugly toys. It just keeps coming . . . I do find it weirdly fascinating, different strokes for different folks!
     
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    This thing looks like Dr. Weir at the end of Event Horizon. [​IMG]
     
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    KFC anyone? [​IMG]
     
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    I could think of a lot of interesting ways there could be KFC/Godzilla/Col. Sanders/chicken mashups.... but this sort of fails for all of them.

    But hey, at least it is something I have not seen before? I guess??
     
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    How about a Slutty KFC? Circa 2015

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    But the sauce... does it come with the sauce?
     
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    HAWT.
     
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    HooOooOOooly shit. Still bad. Gets worse.
     
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    Uhhh that Mermertoys cat looks way too much like the Chubby Tough. I can’t be the only one thinking this, right?
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