The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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    Boo this toy!
    Boooooo!
     
  2. The Moog

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    Fungus the bogeysofubi ...

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    I do like the stitched flesh spiral on the forehead, not gonna lie. I haven’t seen that before. The rest though, same old same old rotting corpse toy, sans weenie.
     
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    Did it. Let me know if I missed something.
     
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    Thank you for introducing me to the word, 'Vagootle'. :thumbsup:

    Great stuff. I would change the 'Metallic colors' to 'Metallic blizzard' or 'Metallic catastrophe'. Something like that ... I think you nailed it though :lol:
     
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    Damn @hellointerloper beat me to it - edited to incorporate "vagootle", otherwise this one just has a lot of redundant shit. Like most of the toys in this thread..!!11! :dam:

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    How about "lazy digital sculpt?"
     
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    Lol. Ron English.
     
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    Just doing my part for this thread! :mrgreen::thumbsup:
     
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    This is great, how could I forget burnt turd? :lol:
     
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    I LOL'd at 'Hairy Pineapple' too :)
     
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    I think 'Custom' and 'Digital Symmetry' could be worthy additions .
     
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    Edited to reflect valuable community input. Went with just "digital" because as often as that goes together with lazy/symmetry, it also does with "Can't stop won't stop" as evidenced by that sculpted landfill on p217

     
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    ooh, a Joker 'tribute' ... i've never seen that before.

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    I love that bingo card.
    Ron English!!!! HA!
    We can probably add 500 dollar price tag for first sculpt
     
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    Can we just put a triple fire emoji for one of the entries?

    and “Lottery”.

    Or
    To Enter:
    1. Follow me on IG
    2. Leave a comment that might suggest that you’d blow me for this toy
    3. Tag your “friends”
     
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    the extended card sporadically doesn't view for me, so here's another imgur version ...

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    Despite ticking SO MANY of those boxes and having been talked down by both Mrs Anti Social and @Mr Fox . . . I STILL want to produce the Yokaii Dildo Demon I have trapped in my head! :lol:

    If it came with separate Mickey Ears and a Swasticka'd butt-plug omake I could bag another 3 squares fo' shizzle! ;)
     
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    Perhaps the real Fugly part is the story of how it got there in the first place!?

    No wonder you’re anti social!
     
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    I think Planet X Asia deserve an award for services to the fugly toy community...in fact a Sofubi Razzies is long overdue .
     
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    The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.
    I can already picture some of the categories:

    - worst lottery format
    - longest pre-order wait
    - most garish to behold paint application
    - most amateur 'professional' custom
    - biggest flip margin
    - most egregious sales solicitation
    - saddest IG begging post
    - most dis-proportionate sculpting
    - least likely to stand unsupported award
    - laziest coat-tail riding
    - highest number of phalluses included
    - oddest choice for a bootleg
    - shortest life of a new toy maker to the 'scene'
     
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    What was the IG begging part?
     
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    detachable penis ... :thumbsup:

    i don't care how much you like the movie, fugly is fugly.

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    I mean, I appreciate that at least in this case they attempted [I hope?] to do something close to their hearts? But yeah, this is all about the execution, and if you are going to try and do a toy of transformed Tetsuo, I just think you probably want to give it a bit more thought than this one had. So much that needs fixing.

    But still, while fugly, I at least respect it on some level; and it is by nature of the beast a fugly source material - through absolute pure intent. This is like an interpretation of a Cronenberg creation; you can't fault it for being what it is.
     

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