The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. The Moog

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    This looks like a cross between Gumby, Kaws and Elmo..
     
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    Unsure if it's Gumby and Elmo, but Kaws is the one fuckin' 'em up!
     
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    a fried chicken leg zombie? I mean...
    Some of these toys feels like some of the performances I've done. Like, I know the only people in the audience will be my friends and family and I've subjected them to 90 minutes of some weird ass play.
    At least the play only costs around twenty bucks. These toys.
    I feel so bad for their moms who want to support them but wind up with a shelf of crap toys.
     
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    i....i think its a well sculpted chicken leg... they paint is fine.... for me is not so much fugly you see. maybe little dumb but
     
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    I like Kaws but this is terrible. Beyond terrible.
     
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    I think the chicken leg maker should do a crossover with Sheela.
     
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    Whoof. Definitely thought this was someone poorly imitating kaws at first. This is ugly as all get out.
     
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    wait. That actually an official Kaws item? :lol:
     
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    Oh yes it is.
    My guess is that those characters (Gachapin and Mukku) looked so strange and uninteresting receiving the ‘kaws’ treatment he thought cutting them in half and put together would fix that.
    It is so very bad … and I admit I kinda want it.

     
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    So $900 for a pine cone? Pretty sure you can get gold/silver sprayed pine cones for about a dollar at a craft store.
     
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    Don't go bringing your fancyschmancy logical reasoning into the world of 'art toys'!
     
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    Yeah, those pine cones at the craft store are clearly bric-a-brac, not unique works of art.
     
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    I'm quite surprised nobody's posted the NNN classic edition: hairy, scary and artificially rare-y

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    I actually found these impressive to look at--the hair lets little painted areas poke through in some truly gross ways, and the grid structure of the pineapple works for it.

    I'd never buy one, but I wouldn't think someone who did had no eyes. Just way too much money.
     
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    Yeah, the hair adds some fun to it. Without the hair it's just boring.
     
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    This is what happens when y’all overhype someone who makes sloppy cat toys
     
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    The ol' crayola glitter n' glop.
     
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    I honestly thought it was a repurposed elementary school clay project
     
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    My pug might have shit better looking stuff.
     
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    I really think we have our 2021 winner...
     
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    the cat toys match the charm of her watercolor paintings but i hope her recent batch of one-offs is it for good. this stuff suuuuuucks
     
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    Well, it IS a recognizable paint style! 8)
     
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    Many of these fugly toys are the sofubi equivalent of an Aristocrats joke.
     
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    A little man clinging to purple maggot infested turds, arranged in the shape of swastikas ... i'd say that's quite fugly!

    Its called 'Climbingshit'.

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