The "Big F*** You" thread

Hah hah! Well, thankfully, no more junkies knocking on my door in the last year and a half.

 

oh it was just in response to something else.

I'm being nice.it's the holiday season.

 

Fuck the holiday season.

 

Lixx just said that. Fuck this quote/response.

 

god what a bunch of grinches.

 

Re:

People may be wondering about the post I made on April 18, 2008:

In case anyone was concerned, my brain and I have since reconciled our differences and are looking forward to collaborating on several projects in 2010.

 

Time for a Xmas Carol from Fear (I'm showing my age):

Down on South Street Philadelphia,
Out from Avenue C,
I seen it in the eyes
it was ready to freeze
from the valley hotel!

I don't care about you!
Fuck you!
I don't care about you!
Fuck you!

I see Hollywood boulevard,
welfare hotel,
I spent the night in jail,
near the Wicox hotel!

I don't care about you!
Fuck you!
I don't care about you!

I've seen an old man have a heart attack in Manhattan.
Well he just died while we just stood there lookin' at him.
Ain't he cute?

I don't care about you!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
I don't care about you!

I see man rollin' drunks,
bodies the streets.
Some man was sleepin' in puke
and a man with no legs crawling down 5th street trying to get something to eat!

I don't care about you!
Oh noooooo!!
I don't care about you!
Fuck you!
I don't care about you!
Hey! Hey!
I don't care about you!

 

Fuck getting old and forgetting what I was going to say "Fuck You" about before I even got this typed.

 

I think it stems from waking up one morning when I was 19 to find some skinhead at a party I attended gave me an awful (and thankfully small) home made tattoo of a grinch head on my right shoulder. It was around x-mas and everyone said I was going off on how "I hated christmas!" the night before. Well at least I'm consistent 22 years later, no?

 

As excellent as I find this why not just go w/ their track of "Fuck Christmas"?

 

I didn't want to leave anybody out.

 

Since I missed this the first time around.....

FU terrorists.....
FU bankers.......
FU politicians.....
FU health insurance companies.....
FU China........
FU reality TV programs......
FU corporations.......
FU you stupid biatch on your cellphone not paying attention to how your driving......
FU Charles Darwin....you were wrong!

 

Fuck you self for not really having anything to say Fuck you to.
Sorry guys I'm too grateful for just being not dead in some flood in a far away place some months back.

 

A great big FU to Mr. Bam Margera.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-WqmvlGTvg

 

Fuck you people at the post office that are packing your boxes while in line or at the counter. Do that shit at home!!!

I saw one lady literally carry a book to the postal agent and ask her to ship it. RRRGH.

 

Fuck you, whoever took a bit steaming dump on my doorstep. City living +1!

 

A big FU to the NYU College App... you ask for too much.

 

FUCK YOU SNOW! urgghhhhhh.

 

Hahah....to add to your frustration, fuck the people who don't know how to tape a box shut. Seriously, all of the folds and creases are there for a reason: they keep the box closed. Folding them over one another makes no sense you moron. And yes asshole, if you're not sending the box priority you do need to pay for the tape. Don't act shocked. For three cents more in postage you can get free tape, do the mental math.

 

This all reminds me of the black and white scenes in infomercials where whatever the "old way" is seems to be near impossible and horrifying to do hahahaha.

 

Fuck you George Lucas.

 

"No, Joe, fuck YOU." - George Lucas.

 

That really made me LOL