Supermarket Etiquette?

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by UnderBeit, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. Habbit

    Habbit Toy Prince

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2008
    Messages:
    211
    Location:
    Crooklyn
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Yeah, you need exposure to filth on tongs. No question.
    Put your febreeze hand sanitizer away and touch everything..
    Unless you're on public transportation, thats where I draw the line,
    never ride then rub your eyes. But food by nature is bathed in bacteria.
     
  2. UnderBeit

    UnderBeit Toy Prince

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    497
    Location:
    Nowhere Good
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Haha. some great responses.

    I am always meticulous about touching only the rolls I bought so I still think the old biddy should have kept her pie hole shut ... but to keep up appearances I think I may use the bag method next time around...unless of course it is the same lady, in which case I'll try the 'Bobbing for apples' method mentioned before...LOL
     
  3. deadboy

    deadboy Comment King

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2006
    Messages:
    1,325
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    'Bobbing for apples' method
    ha ha great
    what an amusing thread.

    I usually use the wax paper but sometimes... yeah, i'll just grab them. Fuck the germiphobes.

    What a bitchy comment on her part.

    "You're supposed to use deeez nuts!!!"
     
  4. melek_taus

    melek_taus Mini Boss

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2007
    Messages:
    4,679
    Location:
    Where the brightest angel fell.
    Name:
    Ryan
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    This gave me a good laugh.

    I must admit that I am a bit of a germaphobe. But I could care less how people grab the rolls cuz I go for the bagged products. At least I can pretend they haven't been handled, dropped on the ground, or come in contact with rodents or insects.
     
  5. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2007
    Messages:
    4,867
    Location:
    NY
    flickr:
    splurrt
    Instagram:
    splurrt
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    This conversation seems like it could have come straight from a Seinfeld episode.
     
  6. Lixx

    Lixx Mr. Grumpy™

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2007
    Messages:
    8,211
    Location:
    Not here
    flickr:
    lixx
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Bloodrinker had the best solution. The inside out bag method. Use that myself. While I am a bit of a germ-a-phobe myself (I look absolutely ridiculous in subways/subway stations- I won't even open a door without a glove or a jacket sleeve) depending on my mood and how annoying the person doing the commentary was, I might have done this:

    *drops roll on supermarket floor next to said persons feet*

    *pick up roll, toss back into bin*

    "There now we know where that roll has been, have a nice day!"
     
  7. bryce_r

    bryce_r Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2007
    Messages:
    9,226
    Location:
    San Jose
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Have to disagree. The best solution is buy prepackaged rolls. Saves time, confusion, annoyance, conversation, etiquette conversations, germ questions... etc.
     
  8. melek_taus

    melek_taus Mini Boss

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2007
    Messages:
    4,679
    Location:
    Where the brightest angel fell.
    Name:
    Ryan
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Except for the fact that all prepackaged foodstuffs contain a certain amount of allowable filth by law. :D

     
  9. downwithgnomes

    downwithgnomes Toy Prince

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2006
    Messages:
    272
    Location:
    Tokyo
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    I agree the tongs are probably filthy and have never been washed.

    Use inside out bag/wax paper method, or hands and screw whoever cares.

    Usually I'm super lazy so I just buy prepackaged stuffs.
     
  10. rhinomilk

    rhinomilk Vintage

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    7,145
    Location:
    Bay Area
    Name:
    Cuntface
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    i'd use tongs and think someone using their hands is gross... although if someone was being a I FART A LOT to me i'd throw a fist full of pubes in the bin
     
  11. silent killer

    silent killer Line of Credit

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2006
    Messages:
    1,981
    Location:
    FL
    Name:
    Steve
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    you should have licked those tongs and then grabbed a roll.

    i agree shes got no argument if your not touching any other rolls, i wouldnt wanna touch the tongs either.
     
  12. BloodDrinker6969

    BloodDrinker6969 Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    12,026
    Location:
    Chicago, Like R.Kelly
    Name:
    RockStrongo
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Bullcrap, how does she or ANYONE know, KNOW, this guy showered 10 min ago or whatever the story is? Inside out bag is the right answer. Tongs are/could be dirty, for others sake don't use your bare hands. Is it really THAT HARD to just do the inside-out bag move multiple people suggested?
     
  13. Locomoco

    Locomoco Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2006
    Messages:
    8,143
    Location:
    San Mateo
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    bread is bad for you.
     
  14. silent killer

    silent killer Line of Credit

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2006
    Messages:
    1,981
    Location:
    FL
    Name:
    Steve
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    not a bad idea, but again i only agree if you are only touching your own bread.
     
  15. kidclam

    kidclam Mini Boss

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2006
    Messages:
    4,251
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    The amount of time I see a waitress, waiter put their thumb in the soup of the noodles and then I just imagine what it's like in the kitchen!!

    People use to smoke in the kitchen...with butt in the mouth... its very gross but it's Hong Kong - we love SARS!!!!
     
  16. August

    August Toy Prince

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2007
    Messages:
    408
    Location:
    San Frantastic!
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    I don't know you and I'm not judging you, but what you did was wrong--no amount of justifying can erase that. Even though you just showered, in the intervening ten minutes, you probably touched door handles (the biggest cause of spreading colds and flues). It's not a matter of where the HANDLE of the tongs has been (that's your problem, much like the door knobs before you got there), it's the opposite end of the tongs that have only been touching bread--and less likely to be covered in germs--meanwhile, human hands are filthy, no matter how careful you are. :shock:

    Touching food that you're not going to eat can contaminate it for the person who eats what you have touched. Even though cooks in restaurants (at least in the US) are extra careful about cleanliness, people still die every year from such contamination. So, let me know the next time you're going shopping, so I can get there ahead of you and lick the bread. :twisted:

    You're lucky; in Japan, they would have thrown you out of the store (and I've seen it happen). :razz:
     
  17. selekta_nips

    selekta_nips Post Pimp

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2006
    Messages:
    2,841
    Location:
    the C.T.P.
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    this thread is way to funny
    either buy pre made bread/roll
    make your own/come on how hard is it you spend enough time online you can make bread
    never shop in the supermarkets in cali or where ever half of you go shopping
    stop being so anal and being germaphobes
    i also agree " thongs are Nellissery"
     
  18. Shirahama

    Shirahama Side Dealer

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2005
    Messages:
    2,243
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Why the fuck are you buying bread anyway, you should make it yourself.
     
  19. BloodDrinker6969

    BloodDrinker6969 Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    12,026
    Location:
    Chicago, Like R.Kelly
    Name:
    RockStrongo
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Depending on the type of bread/amount you want to make, it can be MORE expensive to make it yourself than buy a cheap ass loaf. But this is about rolls, I can't say I've looked into that.

    Anyway, the whole point is courtesy. Sure, your hands are probably clean, but no one else knows that and sticking it bare into the bin, even if you only touch yours, isn't to say whatever nasty action that MIGHT be on your hands won't flake/crust/bacteria-bomb the others surrounding it. And since no one else KNOWS, it's just rude.

    I'm no germaphobe, trust me, the nasty crap I do sometimes shocks even me, but I AM courteous around others.
     
  20. UnderBeit

    UnderBeit Toy Prince

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    497
    Location:
    Nowhere Good
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    I doubt the veracity of this. Particularly this particular set of tongs, since they are also used for the nearby bagels (cinnamon raising, chocolate chip, berry etc. and have bits of stuff all over the 'business' end of them. They are also chained to wall with eyebolts going into the handle of the tongs so don't tell me they have EVER been unchained and properly cleaned.

    Anyway, like I already said, I'll try the bag method from now on as a 'feel good' gesture to others.

    These particular rolls I don't know how they make them, or I'd attempt it. (I actually use a bread maker for my regular bread). They have some kind of crunchy/chewy coating on them and a very nice texture.
     
  21. hillsy11

    hillsy11 Post Pimp

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2005
    Messages:
    2,981
    Location:
    Seattle
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Yeah, if I saw someone digging their meathooks into the bin, I'd probably change my mind and go with the Wonder bread. Then again, I wouldn't have said anything...maybe just mutter "nasty fucker" under my breath...
     
  22. Yuck!!!

    Yuck!!! Side Dealer

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2007
    Messages:
    2,047
    Location:
    Made in Oregon
    flickr:
    yucktoys
    Instagram:
    yucktoys
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    This is the best thread of the year. Screw toys, I am all about grocery store anecdotes now.

    Anyway, I had almost the same thing happen to me. Now I always carry around my own pair of tongs wherever I go, the ends of which i always store surrounded by bread (for that is all they may ever touch). That way if anyone gets in my face, I can meticulously explain why I am both apprehensive to use store tongs and respectful of people's desire for me to not use my hands and how my tongs make everyone happy. I have several of these special sets of tongs for sale if anyone wants a pair, just send me a PM.

    Tongs are just an illusion. I'd have snorted and walked away happily with my manhandled bread leaving the woman to her attention seeking business. I wouldn't do it in Japan though, not because it is gross, but because they're tongs are probably just as good as mine.
     
  23. Anti Social Andy

    Anti Social Andy Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2006
    Messages:
    10,172
    Location:
    The Grim North
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    2 pages on tongs vs grab n'bag . . . it's gonna be a long fuckin' winter . . .
     
  24. BloodDrinker6969

    BloodDrinker6969 Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    12,026
    Location:
    Chicago, Like R.Kelly
    Name:
    RockStrongo
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Are you suggesting it should be a poll!?!?!?!?
     
  25. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2005
    Messages:
    7,993
    Location:
    New Jersey, USA
    Name:
    Roger
    Instagram:
    rogzilla71
    Supermarket Etiquette?
    Maybe this is a regional thing. I've never seen tongs in an American supermarket, but around here there are always small sheets of wax paper with signs encouraging you to use them when you retrieve baked goods.

    The (relatively upscale) supermarket that I regularly go to also has sanitary wipes at the front door.
     

Share This Page