Smiling down my ass, they were giving you a handy J under the table! From what I can tell though, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Most definitely a Marmit VP -- I've got the same one. He's a very meaty chunk of vinyl, like a lot of the similar VP releases. My girlfriend hates it. She tries to make me get rid of it by citing my lack of interest in unpainted toys (only his eyes and teeth are painted), but it's not happening.
Bansheebot and Toothaction nailed it. Definitely one of my favs, hes a fat little man! All kinds of different textures and big ass spikes all over the place
3" x 3" pop-up style! I figured I would include something better for scale since I have a large set of meat paws...