Kaiju lovers' song renditions

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  1. Michael Beverage

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    Kaiju lovers' song renditions
    I like to rework song lyrics, usually with dirty and/or potty humor related themes, but I thought it would be fun to do with your beloved Japanese toys. Just some Sunday afternoon stupidity for you all to enjoy.

    Chocolate Bemon (with apologies to Tom Waits)

    Don’t go to church on Sunday
    Don’t get on my knees to pray
    Don’t memorize the books of the Bible
    I got my own special way
    But I know my Bemon loves me
    Maybe just a little bit more…
    I fall on my knees every Sunday
    At the kaiju candy store

    Well it’s got to be a chocolate Bemon
    Make me feel good inside
    Got to be a chocolate Bemon
    Keep me satisfied

    Well I don’t want no goddamn d*nny
    Or no gaijinfubi toy
    There ain’t nothing better
    Suitable for this boy
    Well it’s the only thing
    That can pick me up
    Better than a cup of gold
    See only a chocolate Bemon
    Can satisfy my soul


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    I don't have my own tune at the ready, but do you take requests?

    The Anraku Has Been Drinking (Not Me) :D
     
  3. Michael Beverage

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    No problem, D! :D Let me quaff a few adult beverages to get the creative juices flowing again. 8)
     

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