I like to rework song lyrics, usually with dirty and/or potty humor related themes, but I thought it would be fun to do with your beloved Japanese toys. Just some Sunday afternoon stupidity for you all to enjoy. Chocolate Bemon (with apologies to Tom Waits) Don’t go to church on Sunday Don’t get on my knees to pray Don’t memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way But I know my Bemon loves me Maybe just a little bit more… I fall on my knees every Sunday At the kaiju candy store Well it’s got to be a chocolate Bemon Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Bemon Keep me satisfied Well I don’t want no goddamn d*nny Or no gaijinfubi toy There ain’t nothing better Suitable for this boy Well it’s the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate Bemon Can satisfy my soul
I don't have my own tune at the ready, but do you take requests? The Anraku Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
