i was going to post a mutant vinyl softcore picture for your birthday... but that's a tricky photoshop job to pull off while at work.
TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I HOPE THAT IT IS A SPECIAL TIME FOR FUN AND EXCITEMENT OKAY I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
Many years ago on this day a great evil was born. And it would live to summon legions of demons to terrorize this world. That evil was you. Happy birthday Rich.