HA! Another awesome guess, o_a... but no! 3-syllable last name!!! John- yes, far as I know, he lives...
It's a simple alternating subtraction/addition code, using the numeric/positional value of the letters (A=1, etc).
Someone on this list? Dennis "Polar Bear" Agnew Jan Ackerman Jay Alabamy Micke Alba Steve Alba Ray Allen Tony Alva Kevin Anderson Dave Andrecht Ozzie Ausband Waldo Autry Steve Badillo Bob Ballou Larry Balma Ricky Barnes Jonny Ray Bartel Danny Bearer Kelly Bellmar Bob Biniak Rick Blackhart Neil Blender Danielle Bostick Don Bostick Brad Bowman Bobby Boyden Brian Brannon Michael Bream Grant Brittain Beau Brown Stan Byers Steve Caballero Buddy Carr David Carrasco Rene Carrasco Richie Carrasco James Cassimus Steve Cathey Chris Chaput Chicken Barret Deck Steve Claar Cliff Coleman Paul Constantineau Chris Cook Jeff Croteau Brandon Cruz Sam Cunningham Bill Danforth Dave Dash Gary Davis GSD Steve Day Darrel Delgado Adrian Demain Freddie DeSota Art Dickey Bill Dohr Brad Dorfman Eric Dressen Dave Duncan Scott Dunlap Ed Economy Brad Edwards Eddie Elguera Steve Ellis Brad Ellman Ron Emory Skip Engblom Leilani Evans Kiyabu Steve Evans Tom Fain Dave Ferry Don Fischer Ray Flores Mike Folmer Scott Foss Glen E. Friedman Benji Galloway Alan "Ollie" Gelfand Art Godoy Steve Godoy Jim Goodrich Joel Gomez Jim Goodrich Jim Gray John Grigley Marty Grimes Eric Grisham Eric "Arab" Groff Nathan Groff Tom Groholski Jeff Grosso Tony Guerrero David Hackett Bennett Harada Don Hamilton Kevin Harris Omar Hassan Tony Hawk Curtis Hesselgrave Henry Hester Lonnie Hiramoto Mike Hirsch Steve Hirsch Jeff Ho April Hoffman Mr. pipeline Hoffman Marc Hollander Steve Holt Howard Hood Christian Hosoi Chuck Hults Wes Humpston Tay Hunt Howie Idelson Blake Ingram Tom Inouye Jason Jessee Marty Jiminez Todd Johnson Hunter Joslin Randy Katen Juice Magazine Bryce Kanights Mitch Kaufmann Andy Kessler Curt Kimbell Jim Knight Tom Knox Mike Kreski Lance Lamond Mitch Lantow Bruce Logan Vinnie Lopez Alan Losi John Lucero Kelly Lynn Jerry Madrid Tony Magnusson Sean Mallard Dennis Martinez Jesse Martinez Tim Marting Mike Mcgill Dave "Fats" McIntire Keith Meek Rob Mertz Darrel Miller Wynn Miller Lance Mountain Muck Deano Mueller James Muir Mark Munski Aaron "Fingers" Murray Eric Nash Bob Neishi Pat Ngoho Monty Nolder "O" D. David Morin Layne Oakes Scott Obradovich Peggy Oki Steve Olson James O'Mahoney George Orton Brian Patch Tim Payne Lou Peralta Stacy Peralta Duane Peters Jake Piasecki Jimmy Plumer George Powell Pushead Riki Rachtman Marty Ramos Charlie Ransom Eddie Reatigui Mike Rector Kevin Reed Mark Richards Bryan Ridgeway Everett Rosecrans Kelly Rosecrans Kevin Rucks Dave Ruel Billy Ruff Steve "Shrewgy" Ruge Alan Sacks Doug Saladino Rod Saunders Mark Schmid Paul Schmitt Ben Schroeder Kent Senatore Bill Sharp Skatemaster Tate Bob Skoldberg Buck Smith Dale Smith Jack Smith Jay Smith Marc Smith Mike Smith Kevin Staab Scott Starr C.R. Stecyk III Mike Stelmasky Keith Stephenson Butch Sterbins Chris Strople Tod Swank Dave Swift Ted Terrebonne Kevin Thatcher Jerry Valdez Mike Vallely Steve Van Doren Arthur Viecco Ralf "Pogo" Vogt Miki Vukovich Bill Wahl Bruce Walker Mic Walker Mark Waters Chris Weddle Per Welinder Cindy Whitehead Marlon Whitfield George Wilson Chris Yandall Bill Billing, Todd Harrison, Brian Karr, Joe Woods, Scott Bunnel, Perry Peterson, Kyle Jennsen, Sonny Miller, Art Minunguard, Jeff Tatum, Jeff Voegeli, Mitch Long, Mark Isbell, Jim Isbell, Chip Morton, Tim Noel, Steve Sherman, Todd Finney, Phil Mallado, Joe Dwral. Christian Hosoi Brian Martin Tom Siembieda Ellen Berryman Ellen Oneal Laura Thornhill Robin Logan Kim Cespedes Barb Odanaka MIke Speranzo Ed Womble George McClellan Bruce Mason Mike Daly Carla Perales Peggy Turner Cara-Beth Burnside
heh. ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's fucking awesome... it's fucking awesome that he's not on that list!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See, the thing you guys don't realize is that I have now had this ridiculous name ringing loudly through the hallways of my mind for the better part of three days... it's driving me a little buggy (and not enjoyably, like a Toygraph Racer). If I have to think about the name "K__ S_______" one more time...
OH COME ON ALREADY…. am I really the only person here who ever took note of this hilarious last name? Let’s review: -Schmitt Stix -“Getting’ loose like my man ___ ________!” -If I have to think about the name "K__ S_______" one more time...
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