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This is just creepy:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=Sbin

 

Great, it talks, why? To start demanding how to do it "right" or how it's not sure if I'm even having sex with it yet or how my brother is better and.....oh, TMI, sorry

 

For about the same price you can get that or a 4FT Kaws Companion off Ebay!

 

But then you gotta drill a hole in the thing and install a fleshlight. Too much work. Unless Kaws makes an official Original Fake fleshlight which I'm going to assume is totally in the works.

 

You could just put X's over its eyes and it would be a Kaws.

 

couldn't he have made a better looking robot?

 

some of the quote's are good

"She looks a lot like Cheryl Hines and he looks vaguely like Larry David.................F**king F**kbots Are Go!"
"Guest After you get one...you could make money renting it out for parties.....oh wait, there's bound to be a moral outrage over that"
"RatDog67 I wonder what the trade in value on my 35yo wife would be?? Low miles, Good Looking, Personable, etc.... Off button does NOT work"

 

I think he figured a better looking robot wouldn't even give him the time of the day.

 

Japan's dental training robot is hotter than that ugly aunt,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZQiq8gEoA
and has better disposition already !

 

Yeah, she looks a bit dumpy.

 

I was just imagining someone about to have sex with those things and once it goes in, she says "does not compute. ha. ha. ha. ha."

reminded me of this video. not robots, but still pretty squirrelly.

http://www.spike.com/video/real-doll/2667800

NSFW


Anyway, her face is jacked up. they said that it talks in its "sleep". that's the stuff of nightmares.

 

I love the guy drinking wine with it.

http://truecompanion.com/roxxxy-gallery.html

 

LOL! there's no way this could ever be cool to me at all.

For less than $7000 you could sign up for some dance classes or something and probably find someone nice to meet--that's what I would do if I was desparate. you know, come for the dance lessons, stay for the women. that or buy some coke and throw a little party--can't say that you'll get laid with someone that suits your sexual preference, but hey you were about to hump a computer so...

 

I like how the site has a careers section:

"TrueCompanion.com offers excellent growth opportunities and a competitive salary based on experience. "

Experience?

 

Yeah things like "001011001101001"* or "KILL ALL HU-MANS!"




*To all mega nerds, that's not real code, I know that, I just typed a bunch of 0'a and 1's no need to comment unless I unknowingly fell across some secret code that will unlock to universe.

 

Since I can't afford one of these, I'm going to go and modify a Furby.

 

Here's all you need:

a bottle of this:


a couple of these--you know, for the "boobs":



and at least one of these:

for a threesome, use your other and buy more lotion.

money saved.

 

Fuckin' luddite.

 

aw c'mon, Biff.

OK, for you: just pour the lotion in one of these blasted "machines", turn it upside down, and turn it on.

 

Finally the future Heavy Metal promised us is here.

 

Or...

 

where are the other options,like 5 foot tall and 500 pounds ?

 

Hilarious thread. You guys ought to be on SNL !

 

Whaa! Can you imagine all the crazy shit a flesh and blood hooker would do for 7gs!! I can. Lots of crazy things, thats what.