The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by deadboy, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    Not sofubi but... wow

     
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  2. D-.No

    D-.No Addicted

    FuckinBarf. Wow is right
     
  3. 879

    879 Fresh Meat



    Apparently it's okay to steal if you just steal everything. It can be yours for only $590.
     
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  4. hellopike

    hellopike S7 Royalty

    How the fuck are you going to use the white cartoon glove and say *that* is a KAWS design. That’s just classic cartoon design. Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker all off the top of my head. Even X’s over the Eyes isn’t all the original, but I’ll give KAWS that much.
     
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  5. D-.No

    D-.No Addicted

    How can you loose?
     
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  6. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    My favourite is "Sucklord composition"
     
  7. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    Ya beat me to it @zindabad ... I don't know how whoever made this can feel so proud about this piece of shit
     
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  8. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    This is actually the second time I've seen it around, but I didn't think to post it the first time :lol:
     
  9. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    Was this a collaboration with all of the artists, and if it was, why didn't one of them speak up about what a monstrosity it is?

    Either way, the drawing looks better than the actual sculpt.
    And it's not worth $590. Not by a fucking longshot. Who priced this thing?!
     
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  10. taviq

    taviq Toy Prince

    There are a lot of ugly mickey mouse's running around these days
     
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  11. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    Absolutely not. Kaws wouldn’t even give a passing head nod to any of those others, aside from Warhol who is dead.
     
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  12. spatula007

    spatula007 Comment King

    Warhol is cool with everything. He’s doing Burger King now.


     
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  13. animator

    animator Mr. Freshly Smacked Ass Staff Member

    This is the results of an "artist" narrowly focused on and only seeing other toys. It happens all the time as some artists can't see a bigger picture and take influence from all aspects of life.

     
  14. Kerk1

    Kerk1 Addicted

    I was actually going to try and give this thing a serious critique but when I saw its called "The fragile equilibrium between pop and toy art", I realized how just how pointless that was :lol:
     
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  15. Sir Trog

    Sir Trog Fresh Meat

    Shhhhh. You're all gonna break the equilibrium!
     
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  16. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    I'll weigh-in to call it what it is, which is a coat tail riding hack job with a pretentious name. Saying a toy is overpriced is almost redundant nowadays, but sure, its overpriced as well. Its even lazier shit than the lazy shit its a 'tribute' to.
     
  17. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    Putting this here more because I think the body is a pretty blatant copy of the broken bones figure I made long ago, minus my more careful touches to form and texture. Down to what seems like entrails dragging from the back. These guys should have emailed me, I felt Broken Bones was a fun figure, but it was definitely never a best seller or my post popular figure, definitely a little baffled to why someone would choose that figure to so closely imitate.
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  18. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    Take it as a compliment bud.
     
  19. xSuicide Squadx

    xSuicide Squadx Super Deformed

    I’d have to say there’s nothing complimentary about that thing. :?:cry: Jesus, what a travesty.
     
  20. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    I think a successful execution of the same concept was the S7 Fossilzilla. Kind of perplexed why they seemingly just used a human skeleton. They could have even used the bone idea and just made it more dinosaur like to make a unique figure.
     
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  21. phantomfauna

    phantomfauna Side Dealer

    You should steal his paint application.
     
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  22. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

    its difficult to come up with a design that wont immediately get compared to something else on the market but why not even TRYY
     
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  23. Sir Trog

    Sir Trog Fresh Meat

    Looks like somebody already stole the paint application right off the damn toy.
     
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  24. boon velvet

    boon velvet Post Pimp

    Who is the maker?
     
  25. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    Cereal Box Toys. I had never heard of them until the figure popped up on Mark Nagatas page and I asked him who made it.
     

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