Fuck You Fuck You Thread

That young "lady" in shock when the glitter bombed (@731), then the fart projectiled, is priceless!
My neighbor had two Amazon parcels sitting on their doorstep this morning, so we have an agreement to rescue each other's stuff, if the delivery person leaves it out front for all to steal! They really should not let the drivers leave parcels in non-secured areas!

 

FU to the guy who had to insult me on IG repeatedly because he did not get a $10 Chinese vinyl blind box toy during one of my little flash sales. Actually, it doesn't matter what toy it is, that behavior is unacceptable. On the day before Christmas, of all days, too. Good will on Earth!

 

A big FUCK YOU to my boss.

They added the value of gifts they gave us to my check, imputed cash award, and I had to pay taxes on them. Pieces of shit.

We were the only department that this happened to.

 

Fuck the guy who ghosted me.
Is it really that hard to say “not interested”? I’d prefer that over nothing!

 

Anybody else got these fucking pay to ride electric scooters littering the streets in your town? They have just infested Brisbane over the past few weeks. I see them parked/abandoned everywhere - they just look like giant pieces of litter cluttering up the streets. And if I see people actually riding them, they look like Youtube Influencers (ie dressed like young yuppies) and are basically scooting around in circles in highly populated cbd areas (which suggests to me they are being paid to ride around and be seen using them to cultivate hype). Everything about these things annoys the fuck out of me.. apparently some cities in the USA have 4 providers of these things?

 

They’re pretty popular in various parts of Arizona, namely Tempe, which has a pretty sizable college population, but they’re parked in designated spots that keep them from bein’ eyesores. They’re generally used by college kids for gettin’ around campus grounds or surrounding town areas. They’re also frequently used by peeps who would otherwise ride the public bus or light rail, but eliminate the wait and bad scheduling. While I’m sure there’s annoying ass people that ride these things, I’ve gone out latenight with some friends ridin’ ‘em, and it’s pretty fun. No different than takin’ a bike ride as far as I’m concerned, and it’s super cheap. I wish I was a YouTube influencer, though, ‘cause then I’d be makin’ substantial monies.

 

Ahhh I reckon that would reduce the the annoyance factor by about 50%.. people somehow can leave them parked anywhere they like here, must be that laid back aussie attitude..

This person found a good parking spot for them!

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@badteethcomics I think it’s ‘cause if you don’t return them to designated spots, you get charged extra for it. So people are 50% courteous, 50% avoiding fees.

 

My iced coffee doesn't have enough cream in it.


That's about all I have to complain about right now.

 

The worst. This is why I won’t go to places like Dunkin‘ Donuts. Plus their coffee sucks.

 

If my coffee doesn't taste like chocolate milk, I'm out.

 

Maybe try ordering chocolate milk with some coffee in it instead... I'm just sayin

 

That's not good enough. I wanna be jacked up on caffeine while my teeth also rot out from my face from all the chocolate syrup.

 

Fuck people who don't take their backpacks off on the subway. Congratulations, you are now a jerk off taking up twice the amount of space you normally would.

 

The things I would love to unsee on a NY subway

 

Fuck windstorms. All the noise kept me awake most of the night, the power went out at 2 am and is still out.

 

Some large bird expertly dove out of the sky and stole a lit cigarette out of my mouth.

 

Ha! Now who’s the one addicted to these? Oh...Still me.

 

Sorry about your cigarette, but that's pretty amazing for a bird

 

Y’know, I feel like I have to say something. I hope this doesn’t come off as too preachy, but if you want to buy something from someone here think about whether or not you actually want it before you waste someone’s time. If you change your mind, just let the seller know. It’s not that fucking dificult! And y’know I’ve noticed a pattern, it’s never new people. It always seems to be the ‘06 or ‘07 crowd (ones with very low post counts). Just don’t be a dick!

 

Maybe one of these guys is taking it to the next level.

 

This could be it's own thread.

 

Look.....I love pizza.... It's what makes the world go round, ya know, but when you deliver to me a freshly made pizza I expect it to be AT LEAST mildly warm. I understand it has to be delivered, I do. I get it. It takes time to get from A to B.........yet you still manage to deliver to me a Cold-As-Death pizza pie. Hey Olympus, yeah your pizza sucks too. You can screw me out of my hard earned money but never screw me out of a delicious pizza.

 

It's all just a symptom of how lazy we are as a society these days! Go adopt a unicorn at your local rescue and learn how to take care of a real responsibility.

The manure smells like sweet & sour, durian, and pixie sticks BTW. It is surprisingly nauseating.

 

Fuck who or whatever pissed in this commuter train, man.