Fuck You Fuck You Thread

Fuck people that think they know, but have no fucking idea. Fuck people who give shit with out giving a shit about the shit their giving. Fuck people who do a lot of bitching about some new guy doing a little bitching on a page about bitching, and fuck you if you don't give someone a chance until they have something you want or put money in your pockets. But other then that you you guys are all cool in my book lol what eves, I've been through many hard knocks not really worried about internet avatars, I'll do my part to earn my place fuck you if you don't like it...

 

Only one more post to go @@hopelesstoys !! You can do it buddy

 

Right, but I'll just wait till 50 to spite myself now, why because fuck me! Am I right lol. I've seen it all before didn't get to where I am without working with a bunch of assholes LoL

 

Fuck @hopelesstoys

Everyone happy now.

 

I'll relay this information to my wife.

 

Excellent.

 

Fuck people who shoot up gas station clerks because they're talking too long to hand over a few measly dollars and a box of cigars and fuck their guilty asses for taking it to trial and fuck them for wasting eight days of my life on a jury when they know they're guilty as fuck all along!

 

Hah, reminds me of a former classmate from high school. Maybe ~6 years back or so, he decided that he would try and hold up a gas station with a fake gun. He colored the neon tip black thinking that he would get off easy if caught since "hey, it's not real." Nope, apparently in Pennsylvania it's still assault with a deadly weapon because the victim is under the impression it's a real gun, therefore the fear is very real. Sucked for him!
But seriously, just fuck greedy people in general. You can do a lot of things for money in this world that don't involve taking things from people... Robbery might be easy, but it never pays.

 

Reminds me of something I saw on the news awhile back. Two guys with fake guns try to rob a corner store. Security guard walks in and shoots them both. They start screaming that their guns are fake and he says "Oh well, mine's is real.". Then he makes them stand up and one robber says "Am I shot?" and the guard says "Oh fuck yeah!!! And I don't give a flying fuck!".


Found it!

Spoiler tag for the video because some thieves get shot in the arms which sucks but at the same time don't rob people working the night shift selling gas and candy for minimum wage you toy gun waving jerks.

Spoiler

 

Seems like 21 is the new 18. Maturity is on a downward path

 

Boy that security guard had good timing...

In this case the pair had masks and gloves, left no DNA behind, and the guns were most likely dumped in a river. Most of the evidence you'd deem circumstantial, and the key witnesses were all felons who were snitching or recanting or trying to get deals. Things took a bizarre turn when during deliberations a juror was dismissed because during the trial the defendant had seen the juror visiting a family member in prison and claimed she feared for her life. Thankfully the judge blocked a mistrial and brought in an alternate after questioning the rest of us on the witness stand and determining that we did not share the same concerns and were not "tainted".

But in this age of transfer DNA and video surveillance and cell phone tower pinpointing, some jurors seem to expect 100% evidence to convict (cue acquittals for OJ and Casey Anthony). The law clearly states that you're to use the power of inference, reason, and common sense. I guess it doesn't help when you have older members on the jury...it's really hard for them to hear everything and to keep up with important little details....in this case you had to keep up with forensics, ballistics, autopsy, FBI findings, never mind 2-5 names for each person, as they're often referred to by their street or nick names throughout the trial. Not sure how the prosecution kept a straight face with some of those names and gang jargon, cause I barely could.

 

Thought I'd come back to this thread to say "50 posts, fuck you!" As my 50th post.

 

It's probably already been said here before, but fuck Photobucket!

 

Fuck
I got sick, I've missed three ECT appointments because they won't let me go under anesthesia with my symptoms, my insomnia is returning, and I'm suffering from "social media constipation"... when messages keep piling up and I'm too physically and/or emotionally exhausted to reply to them.
Fuckkkk, I wish life would pause for just a little while so I could get my shit back together!

 

Take a few deep breaths and try to put things into perspective. Stress is not constant, even when it seems that way. You can beat it but not without a battle. It matters not how slow you are, just do not stop.

If you can not afford clay, pm me an address and I will mail you a block. Not a day goes by that I can not find a gazillion things to stress over but there is a simply calming magic in mashing clay.

All the background noise goes away.

If a block of clay might help you please let me know where to mail it. I am serious, and it is not that big a deal on my part.

Idle time creates an environment for additional stress so it is crucial to remain calm and focus on something with no pressure of the end results.

Fuck stress, beat it.

 

Fuck you whichever coworker dinged up my Jeep already with your driver door. I couldn't have a full week of ownership happiness?!?!?

Sorry...lame first-world problem.

 

OH NO!!! You know what you do right? You take gummy bears, bite the bodies off and stick the heads on their car. It's a hassle to clean off. Not that I ever did this to anyone or anything...

 

That sounds nicer and tastier than what I was thinking, but I also do not know who. I have suspicions but that's nothing to go with.

 

Fuck you old job! Yesterday I worked my last day in the toxic hellhole that I've been with for 4 years. Onward and upwards!

 

I read these all the time and now it's my turn to say "Fuck you USPS". I'm signed up to get both texts and emails when a package with tracking gets delivered. Got the messages "Priority Package delivered in/at Mailbox 2:01pm", went outside at 2:02pm and there's nothing in my mailbox, front step or within 20 feet of my house. I can see up/down my street for 2 blocks and there's no USPS mail truck, even drove around the hood and no mail carrier to be seen. And USPS is closed today until Tuesday (Monday holiday). FUCK

 

Oh the dishonest mail carrier. If you really want to be furious, try to contact Usps about said lying employees. You will get no resolution and will wast hours of your life.

 

How the fuck does that even happen?

That's some shady shade.

 

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