The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

I like it!

 

^^ I think its alright, but a bit fugly. It does look well made though.

 

Someone wants to be mvh so bad

 

Makers like this irk me. Just rip and repeat. nothing new, original or personal. no risk--"artist" is thrown around loosely. It's important to have something your own that you bring out in your creations (to me anyway).

Maybe if they name their company "Dickrider Toys", you'd at least know they're not fooling themselves.

 

Toys with with four or more eyes is going to be the new trend, I’m calling it. 4 is already common enough, it’s only a matter of time before we need EVEN MORE EYES!

I don’t see the difference between that dick toy and a dildo. Maybe it’s just a sofubi dildo and not a toy at all!

 

lol...also anyone not in the "scene" might mistake it for one--which might lead to friends falling off, which may lead to a growing void of loneliness needing to be filled--which leads to bigger and fatter dildo sofubi to fill it?

 

Didn't we have a toy that was nothing but eyes a few pages back? I'd look myself but I'm afraid I'll throw out my back.

 

I really dig the headsculpt on that dude.

 

I can appreciate the head. It's everything below the neck which doesn't quite click for me.

 

Of course it has multiple faces, one is not enough anymore

 

This along with Raidah his Gojira and Vahalla figure are my biggest toy "Wants", I have about half of his creations right now.

 

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse ...

 

It’s shaped like that to hit the g spot..

 

Neat looking figure, but morally fugly sticker included with it:

 

Stupid Stupid Stupid Toy?

 

Come on kids, we’ve got Terrible Whore at home…

 

Dont talk trash about Adequate Hooker

 

$385 +postage


Pre-yellowed ...

 

If 3D modeling wasn't available, how many of these guys would really go through the trouble? makes it too easy to quickly make detailed shitty figures--vs. taking a lot of time making it by hand only to give up once they realize the concept not worth the effort.

 

Damn Joe, you're fast with these lol. Beat me to it. This thing graced my fb feed over the weekend too, I still have not recovered from the trauma.

 

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WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

 

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