The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Admittedly the main reason I posted it here was because of the paint work, it doesn't really have the level of fugly required for inclusion on this thread, to be fair.

    Personally, it just looks too busy for my tastes. Kinda like one of the Titans from 'Attack on Titan' crossed with Judge Death, who's dressed like he spent the night in a 90's Techno tent at an outdoor rave, off his tits on ecstasy.

    But I'm sure that's just me :razz:
     
    The Moog, Jan 18, 2020
    #2351
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  2. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    That’s one hell of a description lol.

    But in a weird way that’s sort of his look. I guess either it’s a like it or hate it sculpt.
     
    Rich, Jan 19, 2020
    #2352
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  3. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    I remember thinking it looked like a TKOM toy fucked DC13 @Rich :lol: who made this thing anyway?
     
    badteethcomics, Jan 19, 2020
    #2353
  4. Anti Social Andy

    Anti Social Andy Die-Cast

    Toy ruiners of the world unite!
     
    Anti Social Andy, Jan 19, 2020
    #2354
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  5. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    He goes as brackmetal on IG. He’s a good dude :)

    And that description is hilarious, I’m cool with that.
     
    Rich, Jan 19, 2020
    #2355
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  6. DrilOne

    DrilOne Comment King

    you called....
     
    DrilOne, Jan 19, 2020
    #2356
  7. kid_miracleman

    kid_miracleman Comment King

     
    kid_miracleman, Jan 23, 2020
    #2357
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  8. Paulkaiju

    Paulkaiju Mini Boss

    Dude woke up superglued sideways.
     
    Paulkaiju, Jan 23, 2020
    #2358
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  9. gazpacho

    gazpacho Comment King

    The belly cock is a nice touch :?
     
    gazpacho, Jan 23, 2020
    #2359
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  10. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Limited sale, thank fuck.

    Confucius say, a fugly toy with a tribute colorway is still a fugly toy.
     
    The Moog, Jan 23, 2020
    #2360
  11. xSuicide Squadx

    xSuicide Squadx Super Deformed

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    xSuicide Squadx, Jan 23, 2020
    #2361
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  12. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    Just why ....
     
    Rich, Jan 23, 2020
    #2362
  13. Smotemotem

    Smotemotem Toy Prince

    I don’t understand the resin scene. I know we focus on soft vinyl here, but I see both on instagram, and I just don’t get it. It’s stuff that’s worth a short chuckle if somebody had photoshopped it, but the idea that people both produce and purchase the stuff...it hurts my soul. Who buys “Baby Yoda Dirty Diaper” figures?
     
    Smotemotem, Jan 23, 2020
    #2363
  14. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    I am not sure if I am ought to be laughing or crying after reading the last few pages here. Truly, this hobby has some developed some facets I would barely recognise. One things is certain though, Moog I think I am going to ban you for exposing us all to these, erm, toys. :|

    /purple, for the people who need it
     
    ultrakaiju, Jan 24, 2020
    #2364
  15. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Story of my life ;)

    Some older fugly for a change - full page on the 'Revenge of the Retro Japanese Toy Adverts' thread.

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2365
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  16. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    YAWN ...

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2366
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  17. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    See, I don't find that particularly fugly as such. Not overly exciting and definitely not thought out/sculpted with a lot of attention to the execution of it, but if you look at it from an 'action figure' standpoint, this would easily be great in a line of 3 3/4" DnD dudes or something. But definitely not fitting in with the level of the other stuff posted here, especially recently. Give me a few of these for a tenner and I'd be chuffed enough to have some backyard/sandbox battles with 'em.
     
    ultrakaiju, Jan 24, 2020
    #2367
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  18. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    How about this bastard? See, he's got his cock out, what more do you want ...

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2368
  19. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    Certainly qualifies.

    I [perhaps obviously] don't see the point on these phallic inclusions, but what's worse is - as I guess I am not expecting it and there is not point to them - I honestly can miss them (like the example Chris posted above) until it is pointed out (e.g. by Paul).

    For sure the weird turkey-vagina-hand takes the cake for sheer WTFery of it all. Looking at this 'designs' is really making think we need separate names for the hobby because clearly simple tags like sofubi and kaiju are not working/desperately broken.

    #kaijunotkaiju
     
    ultrakaiju, Jan 24, 2020
    #2369
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  20. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    They seem to be working for the people making and selling these things.

    'Better' photos of that half-chewed bubble gum from a few pages back:

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2370
  21. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Stick some pinhead style nails in it, that makes it better, right?

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    Give it a technicolour vomit paint job (and some bling) , that makes it better, right?

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2371
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  22. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    The hits keep coming ...

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2372
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  23. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Can you tell its a slow morning at work? ... but this is fucking awesome fugly, and i cant resist.

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2373
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  24. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    One more for today, you know you love it ;)

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    The Moog, Jan 24, 2020
    #2374
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  25. Bob

    Bob Toy Prince

    I suddenly have the urge to take the pins out of that pinhead monstrosity above and shove them directly into my eyes :)
     
    Bob, Jan 24, 2020
    #2375
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