The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Geezus, that looks like dried bloody puke.

 

That last one is giving me some serious “Anatoly Moskvin” vibes.

 

5233 Toys AKA Derivative Toys.

A note to toy makers who insist on doing 'Nazi' toys (or in this case, a toy doing a Nazi salute):
You're not 'edgy', you're a 'fucking wanker'.

 

FFS MAKE IT STOOOP..!!! Jk, carry on please. And if it's a left-handed Nazi salute isn't that like a Buddhist swastika or sth?

 

The boob eyes make me chuckle though.

 

Wasn’t going to post, but I can’t get away from the lottery on this thing.

 

Ughhhh

Nobody Want



Proper stance for this puke of a toy
Sad part is the snake sculpt actually isnt half bad. That head/body drives me nuts though

 

Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

 

For real though what's up with several chinese makers releasing a Mickey zombie toy all at the same time?

 

Dunno mate, but its hardly the most original thing to choose. Ron English did a Mickey, so i'd steer clear myself. Got any photos?

 

For the love of Dog, make it stop!!!!!! My eyes are bleeding

 

They probably ran a deep scan on the board and deduced that "rotting zombie penis" & Ron English are the most discussed topics, hence...

 

It is the year of the rat, right?

 

Yeah maybe if you believe in that hocus pocus

 

Just . . . no . . .

 

Damn Andy, I came here to post this...
Instead let me just add the fact mandarake is asking 450usd for this baby.

 

I contemplated bringing that atrocity here myself once I saw it on Manda’. And I too was heavily bewildered by their asking price. But then again, they generally go off of actual market demand, so there’s gotta be some awful truth to the commanding price.

Goodness, what a mouthful of vomit, that thing is.

 

Teletubbie battle suit?

 

Looks more like the character 'Spotty' from Superted to me!

 

Just wait for the Mr Blobby edition:

 

Bloody brilliant

If that doesn't sell on Mandarake for $451, you will have been robbed!

 

There's a lot of Mr Blobby fans out there.

 

Wow... I missed A LOT of ugly.

And poor thing

It has the measles pretty bad.