The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by deadboy, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    ^^ . . . Meanwhile, in Fuglyland. Try to wiggle the sticks up your arses, it might help to shift 'em. Maybe a little olive oil ? ;) :lol:

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  2. bunnyboy

    bunnyboy Side Dealer

    Mug y'all.
     
  3. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    Nah
     
  4. Ghost Target

    Ghost Target Fresh Meat

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    WTF is it supposed to be ?
     
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  5. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    This is actually great to hear, Patrick. I appreciate reading feedback from online shops like this, especially ones which might not have such a familiar presence. I think a lot of us have had difficulty in trying to get information when buying toys, it is just a nature of the communication and language barrier, never mind running a business, so it's nice to hear that they were helpful to you in placing the order.
     
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  6. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

  7. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    I almost thing that latter one wouldn't be so bad if it were not for those eyes (how many hours/days did those take I wonder?) - well, and the mouth - but ultimately, so much of me just wants to get out my little sculpting trowel and smooth out loads of this figure each time I look at it.

    That bat thing is not for me, but at least I don't see it executed terribly or being so far out from a lot of designer/western/generic pop art toy aesthetic; which seems to be what a majority of the masses go in for.
     
  8. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    A Grouse, silly!

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  9. toothaction

    toothaction Team Tsubu Staff Member

    "Smooth out loads" is, hands down, the best euphemism I've heard in ages. Well phrased and amen.

    #schoolyardpostcount
     
  10. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

  11. toothaction

    toothaction Team Tsubu Staff Member

    ^^^ You know what those remind me of...



    From Mad Magazine #76, January 1963.


    EDIT: Thanks to Moogy for some retroactive image tightening!
     
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  12. Paulkaiju

    Paulkaiju Mini Boss

    Meh heh. Those 30 year old kids sure know how to do photo ready line shot.
     
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  13. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Fugly is a dark damp pit, and these boys are at the bottom, ready to bite your knackers.

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  14. Alebrije

    Alebrije Line of Credit

    Yes those are manufacturing in Mexico.
     
  15. skaldavsatanssol

    skaldavsatanssol Toy Prince

    Has anyone posted these yet? For me they make previous posts look like the Venus De Milo:
     
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  16. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

  17. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    ^^ Nice Y-fronts, like a tribute to Rik and Ade from "Bottom' but not as funny.

    Seriously, I know taste is a personal and subjective thing, but if you spend good money on one of those you need your fucking head looking at!
     
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  18. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

    is there any info on it? i know its produced in japan by corey. but idk if joe sculpted it etc
     
  19. bunnyboy

    bunnyboy Side Dealer

    Pubic hair omake is a nice touch.
     
  20. doomboy

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  21. rattanicus

    rattanicus Mini Boss

     
  22. xSuicide Squadx

    xSuicide Squadx Super Deformed

    It’s sculpted by Joe. It was one of his resin figures he did a few years back.
     
  23. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

    ahh thats kinda cool. id love to see how the resin and vinyl compare. if it was modified at all. joe is a talented artist but this toy is f-u-g-l-y. but on purpose im assuming lol
     
  24. kid_miracleman

    kid_miracleman Comment King

  25. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    ^^ Looks like Willy Wonka slipped some LSD into this Kaijin's drink.

    This is how you ruin a toy, but its sooooo bad I got a good laugh out of that one, thanks!

    Fucking hell, its fugly.
     
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