The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by deadboy, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    The sad part is I like the upper half, hate the bottom part. Does everything need a dick/pussy these days? Seriouslyyyyy
     
  2. IronPaw

    IronPaw Side Dealer

    Alien Pega from Max Toy x Tsuburaya Pro
    Baggy pants, loose belt, and sweet kicks? Ugh.
    Im not offended but could easily understand someone seeing
    the first colorway as blackface.
     
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  3. Russblue11

    Russblue11 S7 Royalty

    I don't like it but I don't see the blackface
     
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  4. IronPaw

    IronPaw Side Dealer

    I just meant because the color is black and the clothes it’s wearing. Just noticed the hoodie too, ughhh.
     
  5. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    Pretty sure this is another masterpiece by everybody's favourite eBay flipper Kaiju Monster. He must have something to do with it because he posts multiple times per day about it being for sale.. just like his Oletremebombuyebaba figure.
     
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  6. IronPaw

    IronPaw Side Dealer

    That thing is such a clusterfuck.
     
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  7. BrandonL

    BrandonL Fresh Meat

    This is quite possibly the best thread on the entire internet. I actually found Skullbrain by chance from coming across this thread. I can only hope to grace it's hallowed halls someday :mrgreen:
     
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  8. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

  9. akum6n

    akum6n Vintage

    The toy is based on Pega from Ultraman Geed. He's supposed to be a young kid (in Japan).

    I can get the like/not like, but it's true to the source material, for whatever that's worth.
     
  10. hellscrape

    hellscrape Comment King

    When did sofubi become hot trash found at Spencer's? Enough with the giant genitalia and weed references. This is edgy... if you're ten.
     
  11. boon velvet

    boon velvet Post Pimp

    You know what the problem is @hellscrape ?

    You’re not smoking enough :dam::razz:

    Edit: I forgot the purple (haze).
     
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  12. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    Beginning to wish I hadn't opened this thread. (I know, I am just not cool and counter-culture enough to 'get' these toys). Eck.

    @nefasth If that is your ugliest/worst toy, I think you're on good footing. Appreciate the full disclosure all the same.

    While much of the new Ultra stuff doesn't necessary appeal to me, I don't find it offensive either. I certainly don't think it is ugly, but that's a personal choice. The good thing, with so much Ultraman-related merchandise out there, there is enough that you/I can always find something we can pull out and adore (though for me it might happen to be more vintage aesthetic), which is likely equally 'ugly' to those who dig these stylings. Live and love in the world of toys :) .... well, except for nearly everything in this thread (which, I would add the caveat, seldomly fall into the classification of 'toys')
     
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  13. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I just think that sneakers don't belong on kaiju.
    ...boots on the other hand... the industry's easy trick to not having to design feet!
     
  14. Waterbear

    Waterbear Line of Credit

  15. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    What a piece of shit
     
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  16. Anti Social Andy

    Anti Social Andy Die-Cast

    Classy! . . . the Asian nouveau riche will fuckin' love it! :lol:
     
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  17. spatula007

    spatula007 Comment King

    But will it hold my tiny dog?
     
  18. Waterbear

    Waterbear Line of Credit

    No but I will!




    Seriously.

    Give me the dog.
     
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  19. spatula007

    spatula007 Comment King

    You can't have Mr. Jesse Plemons!!!!


    (My actual dog is closer to 70 lbs...definitely not tiny.)
     
  20. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    You just know some sub-dom freak will use it to beat some perv's arse . . . . :lol:
     
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  21. EastEndFrontier

    EastEndFrontier Toy Prince

    Suprised i don't see a "breathtaking one" comment on there :lol:
     
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  22. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

  23. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    Might be a private post, link isn't working
     
  24. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    Ahh nuts, I'll screenshot it and put it up later tonight..
     
  25. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    Oh wow, image works now. That's... inventive?
     

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