The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by deadboy, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. old_seaweed

    old_seaweed Toy Prince

    He nailed the backdrop for that Baltan, at least.
     
  2. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    I know it's come up a few times now, but it always surprises me to remember that Desu Ultimatum thing is Marmit-sanctioned. I can see it in the level of detail I guess, which is pretty tasteful.

    But the overall concept is a busy, overworked, steaming turd. Jesus goddamn Christ, see an eye doctor and stop buying them!
     
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  3. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    Yeah some with bubbles snuck out. Black is hard to spot, and most likely were sold with the blank black PK Kracken head. I noticed them once they were all out. So I’m assuming this would be from that. After that drop the factory really now takes a keen eye open for bubbles esp in black vinyl.
    This could also be a boot. Turns out the bootleg vinyl is super rigid and brittle, prone to breaks with the neck joint. So keep an eye open for that also.

    All the more reasons why I almost never sell total blanks anymore. Easy to boot, easy to ruin with ......customs.
     
  4. taviq

    taviq Toy Prince

    beautiful beautiful......customs...?

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  5. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    Do these customizers even have eyes ? In what world do you look at that and say to yourself, yeah this looks goooood.
     
  6. Urk

    Urk Toy Prince

    My assumption is by the time they realize that it looks like shit theyre in too deep and go with it.
     
  7. kid_miracleman

    kid_miracleman Comment King

    Sadly, I've seen worse

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    this isn't a custom, it's cruel and unusual punishment
     
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  8. xSuicide Squadx

    xSuicide Squadx Super Deformed

    That shitty metallic Zug looks like they tried to replicate the Blobpus Dokuro DX on a larger scale, eyes and all. Bless their heart, I suppose.
     
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  9. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

    literally my first thought. im a pretty confident fella but ive NEVER had the balls to attempt to replicate someone like blobpus' work LOL
     
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  10. xSuicide Squadx

    xSuicide Squadx Super Deformed

    @MoonspellxRites If they knowingly and willingly attempted the aforementioned, hats off to the bravery. If they didn’t...(un)happy accident? :oops:
     
  11. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    What did they paint this with, boat paint ? They managed to smooth out a heavily textured toy, added crappy additions to the eye sockets AND create one of the worst paint jobs ever made. Trifecta.
     
  12. MoonspellxRites

    MoonspellxRites Addicted

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    painted on a very limited yellow blank nonetheless
     
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  13. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    Looks like it was inspired by a fish. Even looks like fish taxidermy eyes. Buy yeah, not good.
     
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  14. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    I actually like that paint, at least it’s clear the painter had a an idea for the dark tone of the figure and achieved it. But this is the world we live in take it from some who probably gets their blanks customized more than any other artist out there. It’s never going to stop and they don’t care how rare the blank is.
     
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  15. JoeMan

    JoeMan Mini Boss

    If it was a black bone Usir, I’ll track him down and beat him with a tube sock filled with quarters.
     
  16. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    It’s what I thought as well,
    Call me we can do it together ..
     
  17. Urk

    Urk Toy Prince

    The head was the kraken one I believe. He just doesnt show it and hasnt shown it yet, not excited to see it.
     
  18. Rich

    Rich Die-Cast

    Just as I figured ..
     
  19. SstatusSkuo

    SstatusSkuo Toy Prince

  20. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

  21. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    Well it certainly has moobs, but does it have a little clown dick?
     
  22. SstatusSkuo

    SstatusSkuo Toy Prince

    That it does, that it does..
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  23. EtR_Wolf

    EtR_Wolf Comment King

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  24. Radin

    Radin Toy Prince

    As noted above this is horrifying. That being said, it can be had on eBay for a mere $770. Hurry up these ones with the belts are very difficult to find.

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    this isn't a custom, it's cruel and unusual punishment[/QUOTE]
     
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  25. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Price for 1-off, not yet revealed.
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