The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

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  1. taviq

    taviq Toy Prince

    wow. I think mark might be on meth. He couldn't stop doodling on that gorilla
     
    taviq, Apr 8, 2020
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  2. Smotemotem

    Smotemotem Toy Prince

    I was going to say "I don't know what you're talking about," and then link 4 or 5 of the elaborate galaxy things from Mark's Instagram, but this rabbit hole runs too deep...

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    Smotemotem, Apr 9, 2020
    #2977
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  3. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    Like I’ve said before, Mark Nagata is a skilled artist (at least imo). I just don’t think he’s applying his skill to the right medium, and hasn’t learned the merits of “less is more.”
    The doodle markings all over the gorilla dude are really cool on their own, but goddamn it please, please do not put that on a toy. It just becomes pure rainbow vomit noise.
    That Eyezon though... I feel like it fell into a pile of toys in a doctor’s waiting room.
    RESTRAINT MARK, RESTRAINT
     
    hellointerloper, Apr 9, 2020
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  4. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Sure, its all a matter of opinion, and I freely admit I'm being very critical and cheeky. But, that clear coat on the gorilla can fuck off too. Shiny fucking shite!
     
    The Moog, Apr 9, 2020
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  5. Anti Social Andy

    Anti Social Andy Die-Cast

    Eloquent as always! :thumbsup:
     
    Anti Social Andy, Apr 9, 2020
    #2980
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  6. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Haha!

    "Words are your enemy Karl, and they've defeated you once again." - Stephen Merchant
     
    The Moog, Apr 9, 2020
    #2981
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  7. rattanicus

    rattanicus Mini Boss

    We sure are one hell of an angry critics’ panel :lol:
     
    rattanicus, Apr 9, 2020
    #2982
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  8. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

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    The Moog, Apr 9, 2020
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  9. kid_miracleman

    kid_miracleman Comment King

    Mike/SWARMCODs spamming his garbage on every kaiju FB group on the Planet has gotten so bad I had to block him.
     
    kid_miracleman, Apr 9, 2020
    #2984
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  10. Urk

    Urk Toy Prince

    Hes a pioneer in sofubi customs, nobody understood dahli when he first entered the art world. :cry:
     
    Urk, Apr 9, 2020
    #2985
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  11. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    His woeful efforts look like he does the painting whilst inside a barrel going over Niagara Falls ...
     
    The Moog, Apr 9, 2020
    #2986
  12. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    ...I think I’d buy a coffee mug with that kind of doodling on it.
     
    hellointerloper, Apr 9, 2020
    #2987
  13. toothaction

    toothaction Team Tsubu Staff Member

    Or maybe as a poster in eager anticipation of your freshman dorm?
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    Definitely office mug worthy, though. Good call. 'Praps a mouse pad? Y'know, to show how 'fun' you are!
     
    toothaction, Apr 9, 2020
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  14. Paulkaiju

    Paulkaiju Mini Boss

    Cannot unsee.
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    Paulkaiju, Apr 9, 2020
    #2989
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  15. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    :evil: mmmmm, pointless hash tags.

    Orange Crush with Glow $130. Message me if interested. I’ve got a few other one offs available in my Big Cartel. swarmm.bigcartel.com Thanks for looking #mechacreatch #mechacreatchcustom #swarmmoneoff #swarmmcustom #swarmm#skateboarding #weird #aliens #robots#music #monsters #mettalicpaints #metallic#creaturefromtheblacklagoon #creature#mechagodzilla #godzilla #theripper#screaminghand #evildead #bookofthedead#dj #tonearm #designertoys #vinyl #kaiju#monster #swarmmcustom #swarmmoneoff#oneoff #funwithpaint #vinylforsale

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    The Moog, Apr 10, 2020
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  16. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    #funwithpaint :?
     
    The Moog, Apr 10, 2020
    #2991
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  17. C E

    C E Toy Prince

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    a.k.a. the S.W.A.R.M.M. Color Bible
     
    C E, Apr 10, 2020
    #2992
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  18. bunnyboy

    bunnyboy Side Dealer

    FTFY. He's really pimpin' the shit outta those Rona one-offs...
     
    bunnyboy, Apr 10, 2020
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  19. kid_miracleman

    kid_miracleman Comment King

    How many of these things is he sitting on? A thousand?

    He is gonna be in the skullbrain holo-forum fugly thread in 2172, painting these things when he's just a severed head in a jar with a broken paint brush in his mouth
     
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    kid_miracleman, Apr 10, 2020
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  20. toothaction

    toothaction Team Tsubu Staff Member

    OR, if we're lucky, he'll just move on to self-published slash fiction featuring DJs and sentient motorboats.
     
    toothaction, Apr 10, 2020
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  21. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Papalemon/PLT

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    The Moog, Apr 11, 2020
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  22. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    >Yawn< ... two-headed toys, like 'em or loath 'em.

    $230 plus shipping
    By 'Toys Street'.

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    The Moog, Apr 11, 2020
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  23. badteethcomics

    badteethcomics Post Pimp

    I'm surprised the new jack sofvi-makers haven't made a two-headed cock monster named DPzilla... I'm ashamed that this thought popped into my head but this fugly thread really seeps in after a while. Of course the back details would be a wrinkly vag with a turtlehead sticking out of a giant butthole. Of course there would be some ancient-style body armor going on somewhere. Throw some Yeezys on the feet and bam you've got a legit 8-off custom release edition for $1000usd each.. just email 23868675@qq.com
     
    badteethcomics, Apr 11, 2020
    #2998
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  24. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Haha, just draw some smiley faces on a double headed dildo with a magic marker. Probably wouldn't look any worse than a lot of toys on this thread. I recommend washing the dildo first though ...
     
    The Moog, Apr 11, 2020
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  25. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    $165 USD + $45 USD
    Freakroom

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    The Moog, Apr 11, 2020
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