The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-sid-toystory-sidlaughing-gif-6322292

 

Reminds me of Leo Sofvi Bouya, especially with the teeth and belly.

That left arm is absolutely bizarre

 

you dont like the skeleton tail arm?

 

Nope to weird shark thingie, but to be fair that does look like a championship belt & the thing looks massive so $185 doesn't seem that steep to me... Much more weirded out by the fact that several design elements appear to have been indeed directly, uh, "inspired" by Leo Sofvi Bouya..??

 

it's like he forgot to joint it properly and went "ah, fuck it"

Not that the jointing is the only problem with that vertebre/ribbed butt plug arm

 

Quick update: This guy comes with an LED light feature, now.



Some interesting stuff on this page.

Spoiler: Sugar Pills

 

No more Trump toys... that should be a rule of toy making.

 

baku dream eater normally has a short trunk like an elephant. This toy maker decided to go for a big pink cock and balls.

Tamayto/Tamato ...

 

If the Trump themed toy can go fuck itself I’d say it’s alright to put out into the world.

 

Not a bootleg, but related and has been previously mentioned.
Looks like he's resorted to just straight up taking your money.
Caption reads, "i paid him over 2400usd,
six month ago.but
he never send the item yet
and block me..."

 

@truslithers is truly a piece of shit

 

plaseebo has been making cool weird shit since waaay before i started collecting. he's responsible for some of my favorite fugly customs of paul kaiju's work

 

Plaseebo has been doing this since the dinosaurs roamed....

 

First time looking at this thread.. noticing the trend of busy sculpt with busy paint with dicks and it's easy to see why that's not popular around here.

 

this honestly just makes me think of the ishiura shrine baku. in old woodblock prints ive seen long and shorter trunks but always with that same lil curl at the end! i do wish the proportions were different so i do not own one hehe

 

I wouldn't say 'usually'.. I think there was one release, maybe even just a display sculpt at Mori's shop a couple of years ago now. This guy does run Mattree Cafe and had the RxH Sydney show.. where he allowed his friends to skip the lines and spread photos through WeChat before doors opened. Funnily enough I heard it pissed Mori off so I think he has burnt that bridge - he also disappeared from the scene after that event.

 

Kalaka Toys Vs S.W.A.R.M.M

 

And another one.

 

LOL big Ooooffff
Its legit your own fault if you do business with this kid. Everything this kid has painted looks like absolute shit.

 

Only send toys to people you trust! That is unfortunate!

 

Even better some people are leaving comments that he would never do that. He’s just going through some stuff lol. Reminds me his bestie admitting he’s fucked a couple people over. What a cool friend you have.

 

I just wanna see how this plays out, if he took the money and ran then he deserves every bit of bad mouthing thats coming his way. No excuse for ripping people off.

 

See how it plays out? When you take thousands of dollars from people, you don’t have the luxury of disappearing and not being called out for it. That’s small business 101.