The Moog

Top one. Nice one. Get sorted.

"He's a good man, and thorough." - Maud Lebowski

The old pond. A straw sandal sunk to the bottom. Sleet falling.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"Haven't been this embarrassed since I was loosening my adjustment screws and my entire groinal box dropped into Mr Rimmer's soup" - Kryten

"What about a blowhole. Wouldn't that be fun?" - Brian Quinn

This must be where pies go when they die.

Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae.

Activate Embryon. Journey to an Unexplored Reality.

I will respect Rex - I will not misuse Rex Kwon Do - I will be a champion of freedom and justice.

horned owl spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk

"It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar

... quando i morti usciranno dalla tomba, i vivi saranno il loro sangue ...

"A magic marker. A felt pen. A fucking black magic marker." - Vincent Vega

No winners this time on Takeshi's Castle.

"Stop saying that Withnail. Of course he's the fucking farmer." - Marwood

If you plan to shoplift, let us know. Thanks.

waterfowl were moving north before the sunset in the deep red galleries under the cloudbanks like schoolfish in a burning sea

Hya Hya Foowaah!!

"Kurtan, there's a pair of old spiderman pants here with some skidders in 'em." - Kerry Mucklowe

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven." - Norman Stansfield

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." - Spike Milligan

"All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end." - Anne Elk

"You can forget about Icy Tea and Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog." - Father Ted

"Did I ever tell you about the old country, Jim? Ah, the old country. The songs. They'd melt your face." - Bernard Black