Geobukgan

Need to climb higher up the corporate ladder so that I'm allowed to throw bigger shits.

What's the toy drama? I want to know so I feel better about my life.

I missed a drop last night because my wife walked in with my kid and asked "Isn't she beautiful?" I felt so lucky in that moment.

Oh Thank Glob

AI is supposed to be trained on all of human knowledge but as far as I can tell it's mostly ingesting the English Internet.

Nothing beats the classics

Sharks smell blood in these murky waters.

I need a kaiten dim sum place

Hurray for enhanced staying power!

Just realized I'm no longer fresh meat. Only took me ten years. Cheers!

Hell of a day when a rando says they've undone all your work from the past year.

Sometimes you fumble and whiff. Oh well.

Lots of turds out there.

yikes.

I happened to have come into a handful of credits for a well known job site. If you're job hunting DM me. No judgement, will send them over.

I just signed my lease in CA. I can't believe I'm finally moving!

I used to have nightmares about term papers. Now I have nightmares that my Outlook inbox is full.

Remember: Sick days don't roll over.

Half my job is a sales pitch to convince people they should let me fix their problems.

My hospital intake form listed my race: Indian Asian. I crossed it out and put: Korean. Got the form back and the race field said: Latino.

Getting old is realizing I liked Gargamel all along.

I went on a hike yesterday and someone yelled "Ganbatte kudasai!" at me. Is this racism or am I now the protagonist in an anime?