The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by deadboy, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Aint that the truth!

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  2. ultrakaiju

    ultrakaiju Die-Cast Staff Member

    They require that many angles to capture the perfection.
     
  3. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    I'm imagining the people at the factory pulling out the parts and thinking to themselves, "what the hell is this?"
     
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  4. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    What on earth is “toy-like” about those last ones? They’re fucking statues. Why even cast in sofubi then?
    I guess that’s where part of the problem lies. Sofubi is becoming less toy, and less fun. What can you do with this other than stare at it? And I don’t even want to stare at it, I’ll have nightmares of random faces telling me to “enter lottery now!”
     
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  5. The Moog

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  6. The Moog

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  7. FrankensteinsRobot

    FrankensteinsRobot Toy Prince

  8. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    Haha, yeah. Just what the toy world needs ... Rub the glans mickey and wrinkly cock & balls face goofy.
     
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  9. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    Mickey Mouse is at his therapist's office, talking about his problems.

    The therapist says, "Mickey, you have to be more accepting of people. Just because Minnie acts a little silly sometimes is no reason to divorce her."

    Mickey screams at the therapist, "You don't get it, doc, she's FUCKING GOOFY!"
     
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  10. zindabad

    zindabad Line of Credit

    Good fucking gravy

    I was just discussing the improvement in new makers' toy designs in the last couple of years, and now I want to take it all back :lol:
     
  11. The Moog

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  12. rattanicus

    rattanicus Mini Boss

    These look like bad Popeye toys that have been repurposed a zillion times…
     
  13. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I don’t know how anyone who owns one could explain why this is in their home.
     
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  14. Roger

    Roger Vintage

    "Oh, why do I have this in my house? Oh. Um, I'm anti-circumcision."
     
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  15. Vombie

    Vombie Vintage

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  16. nico000

    nico000 Toy Prince

    Some real … things (?) here! I love being able to take a break then come back to this page and have the same sort of uncomfortable feeling as when I first checked it out.

    I admit liking that Kamerian rabbit thing quiet a bit. Almost got one…
     
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  17. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

    'TakuZilla' ... not massively fugly ... but US $180 +shipping :lol:
    For a jumped-up pop figure, i'd say that is fugly enough.

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    .... plus the usual faux-nazi shit :roll:
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  18. XVivaHateX

    XVivaHateX Addicted

    So do the three S's give them plausible deniability? "No no, this isnt Nazi related, Waffen SS only has two" . So bad
     
  19. hellointerloper

    hellointerloper S7 Royalty

    I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right, there’s always some shitty excuse.

    Who’s the artist? I want to report their shit on IG, it makes me happy to see Nazi toys taken down. Or did it already happen?
     
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  20. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

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    Basically Deadly Spawn with arms and legs. Still fugly.

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  22. Paulkaiju

    Paulkaiju Mini Boss

    Most of these look like failed bongs.
     
  23. The Moog

    The Moog Die-Cast

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  24. blakewest

    blakewest Post Pimp

    Part of me feels like this is an abomination. I think the praying pose puts it in icky territory for some reason.

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  25. Fig Belly

    Fig Belly Comment King

    That Boizu toy looks pretty dang cute.
     

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