Silly TinfoilPaw..... Who types 'haha' after typing 'your a piece of shit', kid sounds like he's 12! Oh it's 'you're' not 'your' dumb ass.
Ironpaw called me a grade a wanker in the other thread. I am still at a loss for some witty or ironic come back... there's just no coming back from that.
I tried to be cool with you bansheebot, thats why i asked you a question after all the pm crap. Thought we could be civil, fuck whatever was said and talk about vinyl. Then you go and post the whole thing on here like a dick head. Real classy, so piece of shit is appropriate Lixx simply go fuck yourself already. I hope you correct the whales you fuck when they talk about how inadequate you are. psilo110 you have no reason to say anything, your talking shit on someones sales thread because you got a bum toy. Jace76 offered to refund you the whole amount and you get to keep the item. Do you want him to go down on you too? Will you shut the hell up then?
i think this thread should be 'stickied' and all shit talking and beef can be conducted in this one spot instead all over the rest of the board.
What the FUCK are even talking about you simple minded bastard? Really? I'm going to correct whales I fuck who happen to talk to me? Wow....Seriously you may not even be 12. I'm going to go with 10?
Considering you have just started floating around these forums ironpaw and have already pissed off a lot of the older heads on here you might as well just plain and simple fuck off and take your gimpy attitude with you.
Thank you for the thread, Scott! Just like old times. It's great. And for everyone with a dispute, I nominate this gentleman to solve them:
What fuckin' relevance does this have to anything? Subliminal hipster fanboyism from a dude old enough to know better . . . blech!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little I FART A LOT? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
It's sourced from the internet, either copypasta or 4chan. I slightly miss alice. We've exchanged a couple emails after his banning and his persona seemed totally different. But that isn't abnormal for someone who's bat-shit crazy.
Huhu, I think you'll like the pirate version of it : What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
