What does Godzilla eat?

Buildings with a side of Japanese People.

For a snack-a train.

 

Whales.

 

Cake.

 

Yeah, train didn't think of that. But he only steps on Japanese people, don't remember seeing him even grab one.

I was thinking fish, actually.

 

Well he does eat trains, for sure....



but I think he prefers tacos

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Spam Musubi.

 

As the story goes Godzilla invades Japan because he smells a spam factory. It's well know that giant lizards love spam. (lol - while posting I got beat on the spam)


History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men . . .
Godzilla!

 

SPAM!!!!

In other news, I can't believe that a search for "Spamzilla' yielded results.


In related news-I can't believe I searched "Spamzilla'

 

(result for "bearzilla")

 

Tanksgiving

bad I know I know. sorry.

 

The answer is simple...

WHATEVER HE FUCKING WANTS!

You gonna smack his hand away from a meal??

Didn't think so.

 

Hmm, looks more like he's flossing with the train.

 

Monkey's answer is pretty spot on. Although, even more humorous is that this thread is under Whatever, because if you read the title heading with the section name, it says "What does Godzilla eat?"....Whatever.

Question answered!

 

I think the more important follow-up question is "Where does Godzilla poop?"

 

Again, wherever he wants.

 

You know how his back-spikes light up before he shoots fire from his mouth.....imagine that out of the other end....but brown....and NOT fire.

 

I always thought Godzilla ate trolls on toy boards......

 

maybe he poops and its cleaned up by a dung beetlar troll..