updated map of the midwest

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    i still think "chicago is the southernmost city in the united states of canada" is funnier, but this gave me a laugh.
    CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN
    RN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN UNICORN CORN
    CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN
     
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    Actually my wife is from the Upper Peninsula, you'd be surprised, how many really pretty girls live up there.
     
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    :lol: I like this map. I guess our civilization is surrounded by mythical creatures :shock: .. Awesome!!!!!
     
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    I notice you have no comment on the "hand" thing because it is totally true.
     
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    subtle.
     
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    no, bill, it's spelled s-t-u-b-b-l-e. (all jokes here, people. :lol: )
     
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    Y'all are just jealous that you don't have an anatomical feature resembling your geographic region =P. Born and bred and moved elsewhere but I still use the hand.

    I would probably reduce it to a checkerboard of CORN and CRIME.
     
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    Not so much hands in general. We mainly like to focus in on mittens, and thumbs...

    Yes it's all true...
     
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    I am pleased to see that Texas is not lumped together with the "South". Calling Texas part of the "South" suggested that we like out iced tea sweet, which is a base lie.

    OK, back to your midwest jokery. :D
     
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    which is not as surprising as how many militias they have there :D
     
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    After living in Missouri for a few years I feel like the state of Ohio sums up the midwest as a generalization. Granted there are numerous exceptions to the rule so don't take offense.
     
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    is this the one you're thinking of, david?

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    just noticed that all the great lakes are michigan on the map, hah.

    i prefer it all this way:

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    yeah... lake michigan, lake michigan, lake michigan, lake michigan and lake michigan was on of my faves.
    and i love the kamchatka peninsula comment, although they did misspell peninsula.
     
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    ohio is so midwest it hurts... probably why I love it
     
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    ^ I will admit there are aspects of the midwest that I really like. However I feel like I can find those aspects in little niche areas no matter where I live/visit in the US.

    Yes, this map looks more correct to me. Do you think the red and blue were intentional, or just a coincidence. Please do not lead this conversation to politics based on my comment.
     
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