http://2dayinanimation.com/news/freelance-modeler-killed-in-transformers-toy-shelf-collapse/ ... I feel like this could be my story except it would read "Los Angeles man child killed by massive Paul Kaiju collection"
I'll save your life by taking a few off your hands. I think you need to change your sb name to "man child"
"the debris field was so great, chain saws were required to get the action figures off the victim." Bullshit
i fell for it, too, upon first read. then i realized that the whole site is basically an industry-specific the onion
This reminds me of a dance song Skinner made called; "Don't Kill Yourself With a Klingon Blade" which is a true story about some dude who collected replica movie knives and swords. I'm not joking about any of it.