The douchiest phone message in history....

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  1. Ultra_Gigan

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    The douchiest phone message in history....
    Bwahahahahaha, OMFG that is some funny stuff.

    are you sure this guy is not on crankyankers?
     
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    I did wonder lol! but after about the 3rd minute, I wasn't so sure.... :shock:
     
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    Women approach him 6 to 7 times a day ??!

    INTENSE

    That's basically the only word i can think off when listening to this message... Damn.
    After all he's a passionate and very direct man.
     
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    asdfjjjjjjjkkkkkllllllllHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Priceless. This has got to be a gag. I love the bit about how she must have psychological issues. I almost died when he suggested she "should look up passive aggressive in the dictionary"...
     
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    a long distance relationship haha....she probably didnt fit in the same state because his ego is too big.

    what a joke...
     
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    The douchiest phone message in history....
    I love how he's calling Olga to say: "unless something catastrophic happened in the past few days that has prevented you from calling me; don't call me."
     
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    dude, dmitri has game!!
     
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    The douchiest phone message in history....
    HAHA.....What a douche...
     
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    Sad news today...Greek screenwriter and self-proclaimed ladies' man Dmitri was found dead in his love lair---a puzzling case, as medical examiners had never seen anyone become so full of themselves that they could explode until now...
     
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    Now I want him.
     
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    maybe it was actually the other way round, maybe he collapsed in on himself, like a black hole, pulling all matter in with him lol!
     

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