I would have gotten a Chia Obama in 08, but now I feel like Chia Obama hasn't done enough in the last few years and I question my support. However, I really hate Chia Perry and Chia Romney. It's gonna be a tough Chia year.
I was starting to fall asleep on the couch when I heard the commercial. I just opened my eyes in time to see what it looked like. The wife and I where seriously waiting for the punch line but it never came. It was for real! It teeter totters on clever and lame that I feel the need to get one for posterity alone.