so I get into work and notice 3 packs worth of ketsup smeared on my window, I think great I'll get some balloons inflated and I'll get this mess clean, well after spraying said ketsup with windex I notice it is disipating WAY quicker than ketsup should, that is when I notice several drips on the ground and 3 smears on the back of the door handle and it hits me wow this is ALOT of blood and boy would I have loved to see what kind of mess this person had to be last night as this whole weekend has been "oh my god it's getting cold outside we better go drink more than normal because you know nobody drinks thru the cleveland winter so we better get this out of our systems" mentality
Wow. I am not sure I understand half of this post, but that is some seriously messed up shit. There isn't really any type of good situation that can result in blood of any quantity, so I will just leave it at that.
Maybe Andrew W.K. visited while you were out? The staff bathroom at my job had a full log of human feces on the floor. I work at a hospital. It was in a locked staff area, it could not have been a patient.
I work at a party store if that helps you any also there was only a tablespoon of grounds so I'm running on almost zero caffeine so I apologize if my rant was mumbly also upon further examination it wasn't just one of my doors/windows it was 2 doorways and 4 windows worth and that is just my shop, there is a trail about a half a block long down our strip, every door handle has finger smears of blood and every window handprints, the funny thing is the strip of stores I am in is right across from the hospital, just got done with my stretch of cleaning and it was about an hours worth of scrubing, how this person made it a whole block while bleeding this bad is beyond me
Kind of reminds me when my friends and I were up in Irvine and we decided to go into one of those crazy japanese photobooths. After we took all of our pictures, my brother looks at the ground and points out to us that there is a huge puddle of yellow, and it looks and smells like piss. We're wondering how come we didn't notice that as soon as we entered the booth.
