If all goes well, Eiji Kaminaga from Marusan, aka "Mr. Marusan," will be at Five Points Fest, and I will only be charging $1285.03 to anyone who wishes to speak with him.
What happens when all does not go well, I wonder! A fool and his moolah are soon parted... Just think of all the bacon you could buy! Mmmmm bacon! Or, make your own Chocolate bacon donuts https://awomancooksinasheville.com/...-with-pecans-or-maple-glazed-with-bacon-bits/ (substitute bacon instead of pecans ) https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/recipe/212586/chocolate-bacon-donuts Sorry for the diversion, I'm hungry, as I read the forums
There's a place around here called Duck Donuts that does maple bacon donuts, they're pretty good but you feel like you ate two breakfasts afterwards.
One bakery near my old house had bacon topped maple long johns. Good, thick, single strip of bacon. Very good. But the bakery in my old home town used to have fresh croissants stuffed with bacon and cheddar. The best. Hey, is that Mr. Marusan either a laser presentation or mebbe even an NFT? At least I understand bacon and cheese.
It's Kane's Donuts out here. Maple bacon donuts for the win. You hit the nail on the head @Roger when you said you feel like you've had two breakfasts after eating one.