Hey you rich office workers!

Discussion in 'Whatever' started by puppetbrain, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. puppetbrain

    puppetbrain Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2006
    Messages:
    59
    Hey you rich office workers!
    What software do I need to know to work for you? I am getting out of retail, can't do the art I was trained for, and need a job. Please help as I am going broke rapidly.
     
  2. Locomoco

    Locomoco Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2006
    Messages:
    8,143
    Location:
    San Mateo
    Hey you rich office workers!
    "Broke" is relative... you'll still be broke no matter how much you make... I know I am. :D
     
  3. lurker

    lurker S7 Royalty

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2005
    Messages:
    3,696
    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Hey you rich office workers!
    the more you make the more you spend :)

    i would try to find work doing something you enjoy.
     
  4. mangakaben

    mangakaben Comment King

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,296
    Location:
    Berkeley
    Hey you rich office workers!
    this is not the place to be if your concerned about being broke~ ;)
     
  5. Locomoco

    Locomoco Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2006
    Messages:
    8,143
    Location:
    San Mateo
    Hey you rich office workers!
    Agreed... this is where we revel in financial non-liquidity... :D
     
  6. puppetbrain

    puppetbrain Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2006
    Messages:
    59
    Hey you rich office workers!
    I just know there a good deal of people on here who make a decent living. I currently make less than $700 a month. That kind of broke. Going to have to sell everything I own in a couple of months if this doesn't change kind of broke. Not going to the doctor for serious problems kind of broke. Seriously, can anyone give me an idea of what sorts of office related software I need to know?
     
  7. Locomoco

    Locomoco Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2006
    Messages:
    8,143
    Location:
    San Mateo
    Hey you rich office workers!
    Never hurts to know Microsoft Word and Excel...
     
  8. pickleloaf

    pickleloaf Super Deformed

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2007
    Messages:
    5,882
    Hey you rich office workers!
    the microsoft office suite will help you a lot
    excel, powerpoint, word

    if you want to get into marketing, you could learn office as well as something like indesign or quarkxpress for page design.
     
  9. Dean

    Dean Prototype

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2007
    Messages:
    6,321
    Location:
    415
    Hey you rich office workers!
    If you can learn the basics of the MS Office suite, especially Word and Outlook, and if you can keep schedules, have a reasonably pleasant demeanor on the phone and in person, and can communicate with reasonable civility and articulation, you can probably get started in the corporate world as an Admin. This is a position where basic competence and a likable personality are more important than advanced skills, and can be a stepping stone to "higher" positions. It couldn't hurt to do some time with temp jobs through a decent agency like Volt to get some experience (and maybe a temp-to-perm assignment) under your belt. You will earn more than 700 a month. Good luck!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hey you rich office workers!
    being broke sucks. having good friends is awesome though. lask rules. good luck puppet.
     
  11. BloodDrinker6969

    BloodDrinker6969 Die-Cast

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    12,026
    Location:
    Chicago, Like R.Kelly
    Name:
    RockStrongo
    Hey you rich office workers!
    Quick tip: LIE. I've been working for law firms for years not knowing crap and just said I knew how to use things, they won't test you at an interview. Than wing it when you get the job. I picked up most programs saying 'Yeah I know how to use that' than figuring it out. 'What's taking so long?' Either 1- 'I'm new' or 2- 'There were all sorts of things wrong with that stuff, I fixed it though.'

    If you can improvise and charm and get along with weirdos you can get an office job and keep it. Also remember, there's always someone screwing up more than you, so keep the focus on them. These are my Sith powers I use to get by in my office. I hate it. I'm trying to get OUT, but good luck.
     
  12. Autopsy

    Autopsy Line of Credit

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    1,935
    Location:
    I'm Right Behind You!
    Hey you rich office workers!
    Most of the time to get a job it's not what you know but who you know....ask your friends if anything is opening up where they work....as long as you have some basic computer skills and can converse in audible grunts that may get you in the door - you will start at the bottom but if you pay your dues you will be climbing up that ladder to become an On-Call Monkey before you know it
     
  13. hillsy11

    hillsy11 Post Pimp

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2005
    Messages:
    2,981
    Location:
    Seattle
    Hey you rich office workers!
    Like most have said, Outlook/Word/Excel are key. Depends what you want to go into, too. The most demand is for data interpretation. Any kind of financial istitution is looking for people that can take raw data and put it into a form that the other office monkeys can use. Learning to program macros in Excel, hell, even VBA/Visual Basic knowledge can go a long way...
     
  14. puppetbrain

    puppetbrain Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2006
    Messages:
    59
    Hey you rich office workers!
    Thanks for the suggestions, I am taking it all to heart. I am working on learning the Excel and will move on to the others after. It's really the last resort. As far as knowing people I only know Pogue and he's fully staffed.
     

Share This Page