There are more than 5 . . . and some of the not-so-newbs need a bitchslap too! Thanks for the well wishes, another year older and not much wiser. I look forward to hopefully seeing a bunch of you soon!
Get him a newb for each candle on the cake - set them alight... then he can blow them out ... or not. (Happy birthday mate!)
For someone who people might think (or claim) is nowt but quick to unsettle and bring out the jibes, I am amazed at Andy's actual patience for managing to stick around all this time in the face of the n00b barrage. Happy Birthday Andy, and thanks for being here and keeping us all in check! Raise a pint of your respective choice and enjoy. Many happy returns!
Birthdays beyond 21 aren't really that much fun. They come up like mile markers every decade, oh I'm 30, 40, 50 etc... Anyhow, happy birthday geezer! May you continue to spread wisdom and acerbic wit to n00bs everywhere!
n00bs come and n00b's go, like hipsters in the breeze . . . I'll see 'em all out! Thanks for the Birthday wishes and rest assured, I have plenty of hate and disdain in me to keep going another year!
