Funniest auction ever.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 6008634625

 

Ouch...

 

I came for the turn signals.

I stayed for the wacky rant.

 

fuck yeah! people can be so weird sometimes

 

check out the rest of his stuff

 

This is from his store:

"BASICALLY SELLING EVERYTHING I OWN TO BUY A TUGBOAT ,THAT I MIGHT THE JOURNEY TO MALI WHERE I WILL ATTEMPT TO SMUGGLE HERMIT CRABS AND USED PAPER TOWELS TO ANTARCTICA.THIS IS MY DREAM.LIKE THEY SAY,"DON'T THROW THE BACON OUT WITH THE BATHWATER".I WAS BORN IN A TRASHCAN.MY ONLY FRIEND A CAN OF GREEN BEANS."

 

poor green beans

 

paul.. paul is that you?

 

this one's better

 

I would have guessed natural terminator.

speed kills

 

sometimes i wonder who that guy is though too

 

Love Canal Chicken Farm..... ?ROR?

 

i would buy that if it wasn't that expensive.

 

I think I know who this guy is, I might have talked to him at the last Chiller. I'll ask next time I see him.

 

I actually saw these on ebay once years ago and almost bought them. I had a white '90 dodge shadow at the time. imagine how they would have looked with that.


I also regret EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE not bidding on the Ultraman toilet paper roll holder that I once saw.