As long as you don't call me douchebag...or anything like douchebag...I am good. Cue douchebag posts....
LOL well I'm not much of a name-caller so no worries there. I'm just glad you didn't command us to curtsy.
Muttonmuffin? I said nothing like douchebag, or "feminine hygiene product". Actually, anyone who's seen Nathan Barley, or played "Cock, muff, bumhole" will also be reminded of teh classic "You've farted up my muff" phrase.
Dirty minds don't think alike? LOL ... I was thinking of "meadow muffin," another way of saying "cow chip" if you will, except ... mutton ... lamb. Er, never mind. Sorry.
Sure, youve reached royalty status but how much of those posts were you?and how many were your hair?It has a mind of its own!