ChatGPT

eleggua · Nov 19, 2024

ha

Roger · Feb 21, 2023

eleggua said: ↑

Intention vs reality:
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Hey, if folks want to use an Excel spreadsheet as a database, they can go right ahead. Have fun with that.

eleggua · Nov 19, 2024

ha

Roger · Mar 21, 2023

A friend of mine wrote a bit about ChatGPT here, but in case you can't read the post:

How does ChatGPT work, really?

It can feel like a wizard behind a curtain, or like a drunk friend, but ChatGPT is just… math. Let’s talk about how to think about Large Language Models (LLMs) like ChatGPT so you can understand what to expect from them and better imagine what you might actually use them for.

A language model is a compressed representation of the patterns in language, trained on all of the language on the internet, and some books. That’s it.

The model is trained by taking a very large data set — in this case, text from sites like Reddit (including any problematic content) and Wikipedia, and books from Project Gutenberg — extracting tokens, which are essentially the words in the sentences, and then computing the relationships in the patterns of how those words are used. That representation can then be used to generate patterns that look like the patterns it's seen before.

If I sing the words Haaappy biiiirthdayyy to ____, most English speakers know that the next word is likely to be “you.” It might be other words like “me,” or “them,” but it’s very unlikely to be words like “allocative” or “pudding.” (No shade to pudding. I wish pudding the happiest of birthdays.) You weren’t born knowing the birthday song; you know the next likely words in the song because you’ve heard it sung lots of times. That’s basically what’s happening under the hood with a language model.

This is why a language model can generate coherent sentences without understanding the things it writes about. It's why it hallucinates (another technical term!) plausible-sounding information but doesn't have any idea what's factual. Inevitably, “it’s gonna lie.” The model understands syntax, not semantics.

When you ask ChatGPT a question, you get a response that fits the patterns of the probability distribution of language that the model has seen before. It does not reflect knowledge, facts, or insights.

And to make this even more fun, in that compression of language patterns, we also magnify the bias in the underlying language. This is how we end up with models that are even more problematic than what you find on the web. ChatGPT specifically does use human-corrected judgements to reduce the worst of this behavior, but those efforts are far from foolproof, and the model still reflects the biases of the humans doing the correcting.

Finally, because of the way these models are designed, they are at best, a representation of the average language used on the internet. By design, ChatGPT aspires to be the most mediocre web content you can imagine.

With all of that said, these language models are tremendously useful. They can take minimal inputs and make coherent text for us! They can help us draft, or translate, or change our writing style, or trigger new ideas. And they’ll be completely ✨transformative✨.
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Today I got access to Bard, Google's chat bot. I asked it to write a Shakespearean sonnet about Japanese vinyl monster toys:

From Japan, these vinyl monster toys
Are sent to me, a fan of all things strange.
With eyes of plastic and a body of mold,
They come to life in my imagination.

I see them battling in a city street,
Or fighting in the fields of a faraway land.
They are my heroes, these vinyl monster toys,
And I will always love them, hand in hand.

They teach me courage and strength and hope,
And they remind me that anything is possible.
So thank you, Japan, for these vinyl monster toys,
A gift that will always be treasured.
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Meh.

Roger · Mar 21, 2023

Sure, here is a Canterbury Tale about the kaiju Gezora, Ganime, and Kameba:

The Host, who was a jolly fellow,
Said to the pilgrims, "Now let's hear a tale!
A tale of monsters and of men,
Of love and loss and the end of days."

And so the pilgrims told their tales,
Of Gezora, Ganime, and Kameba,
Three kaiju who fought for supremacy,
And the humans who were caught in their wake.

Gezora was the largest of the three,
A towering beast with scales of green.
Ganime was the fastest,
A nimble creature with wings of flame.

Kameba was the strongest,
A hulking beast with skin of stone.
And together, they fought for the fate of the world,
A battle that would shake the very foundations of the Earth.

In the end, it was Ganime who prevailed,
Slaying Gezora and Kameba both.
But the victory was bittersweet,
For the cost of victory was high.

The Earth was left in ruins,
And the human race was nearly extinct.
But hope remained,
For Ganime had saved the world from destruction.

And so the pilgrims continued on their journey,
Telling their tales to all who would listen.
And in the years to come,
The tale of Gezora, Ganime, and Kameba

Would be told and retold,
A cautionary tale of the dangers of war.
But also a tale of hope,
Of the power of love and sacrifice.
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hellointerloper · Mar 21, 2023

I’m on the waitlist for Bard.

Roger · Mar 21, 2023

**Jerry:** So, I was on skullbrain.org the other day, and I found this article about the history of Japanese vinyl toys.

**George:** Japanese vinyl toys?

**Jerry:** Yeah, it's a whole thing.

**George:** What kind of toys?

**Jerry:** Like, little figures that you can collect.

**George:** Oh, like action figures.

**Jerry:** Yeah, but they're Japanese.

**George:** Japanese action figures?

**Jerry:** Yeah, it's a whole thing.

**George:** I don't know, Jerry. Sounds like a pretty niche market.

**Jerry:** Maybe, but it's a pretty cool hobby.

**George:** I don't know. I'm not really into toys.

**Jerry:** You don't have to be into toys to appreciate the history of Japanese vinyl toys.

**George:** I guess not.

**Jerry:** So, did you read the article?

**George:** Yeah, I did.

**Jerry:** And what did you think?

**George:** It was pretty interesting.

**Jerry:** I told you.

**George:** Yeah, you were right.

**Jerry:** I'm always right.

**George:** Not always.

**Jerry:** Almost always.

**George:** Fine. Almost always.

**Jerry:** So, what did you think of the toys?

**George:** They were pretty cool.

**Jerry:** I told you.

**George:** Yeah, you were right.

**Jerry:** I'm always right.

**George:** Almost always.

**Jerry:** Fine. Almost always.

**George:** So, what are you going to do now?

**Jerry:** I don't know. Maybe I'll take up collecting Japanese vinyl toys.

**George:** You? Collecting toys?

**Jerry:** Yeah, why not?

**George:** I don't know. It just seems like something a kid would do.

**Jerry:** I'm not a kid.

**George:** You're not a kid, but you're not exactly an adult either.

**Jerry:** What am I then?

**George:** You're a Jerry.
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Roger · Mar 21, 2023

Sure, here is a passage about laxatives in the style of Ernest Hemingway:

The old man sat on the dock, his feet dangling in the water. He had been sitting there for hours, staring out at the sea. The sun was setting, and the sky was ablaze with color. The old man took a deep breath of the salty air and closed his eyes.

He was tired. He had been working hard all day, and he was ready for a rest. But he couldn't relax. His stomach was bothering him. He had been having trouble with constipation lately, and he was starting to worry.

He opened his eyes and looked down at his hands. They were wrinkled and spotted with age. He remembered when he was a young man, how strong and healthy he had been. He had been able to work all day without tiring. But now, he was old and his body was starting to fail him.

He sighed and looked out at the sea again. He knew that he couldn't go on like this forever. He had to find a way to get his stomach problems under control. He had to find a way to feel better.

He thought about going to the doctor, but he didn't want to. He didn't want to admit that he was getting old and frail. He wanted to be strong and healthy again.

He decided to try a laxative. He had heard that they could help with constipation. He went to the store and bought a box of laxatives. He took one that night, and the next morning he felt much better.

He was so happy that he had found a way to feel better. He knew that he would have to take laxatives every now and then, but he was willing to do whatever it took to feel healthy again.

He sat on the dock for a few more minutes, enjoying the sunset. Then he stood up and walked home. He felt good. He felt healthy. He felt like he could go on forever.
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hellointerloper · Mar 22, 2023

Now THIS is what AI was truly made for.

Roger · Apr 7, 2023

Hey, Bard, can you tell me some jokes about sofubi collectors?

Sure, here are a few jokes about sofubi collectors:

* How many sofubi collectors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but they'll need to buy three different versions of it first.

* What do you call a sofubi collector who can't stop buying new toys?

A toy-aholic.

* What's the difference between a sofubi collector and a hoarder?

A hoarder keeps everything, while a sofubi collector only keeps the good stuff.

I hope you enjoyed these jokes!
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noeleaser · Apr 9, 2023

My son wanted to know how Xenomorphs are made so we asked ChatGPT..

“Explain to a toddler, how a xenomorph is made

I'm sorry, but as an Al language model, I cannot provide an appropriate explanation of how a xenomorph is made to a toddler as it involves graphic violence and horror, which is not appropriate for children. I suggest choosing a different topic that is more suitable for a child's age and understanding.”

noeleaser · Apr 9, 2023

“Write a rap song about Easter

Verse 1: It's Easter time, the sun is shining bright The flowers bloom, the birds take flight People gather with their families and friends To celebrate this holiday that never ends

Chorus: Easter, Easter, it's a time of love and joy When we come together and make some noise We hunt for eggs and eat some sweets And give thanks for the blessings that we receive

Verse 2: The story of Easter is one of hope and faith Of sacrifice and redemption, a tale that's great Jesus died on the cross, but then he rose again To give us all a chance to start anew, amen

Chorus: Easter, Easter, it's a time of love and joy When we come together and make some noise We hunt for eggs and eat some sweets And give thanks for the blessings that we receive

Verse 3: We paint our eggs in colors bright And hang them up with all our might We dress up in our Sunday best And head to church to take a rest

Chorus: Easter, Easter, it's a time of love and joy When we come together and make some noise We hunt for eggs and eat some sweets And give thanks for the blessings that we receive

Verse 4: So let's celebrate this holiday With all our heart, let's shout "Hooray!" Let's remember the sacrifice that was made And be grateful for the life that we've been given to live each day

Chorus: Easter, Easter, it's a time of love and joy When we come together and make some noise We hunt for eggs and eat some sweets And give thanks for the blessings that we receive

Outro: So that's my rap about Easter, y'all A time to celebrate, a time to recall The message of hope, the message of love Let's spread it around, and rise above!”

blakewest · Apr 12, 2023

@Fig Belly

Prompt: "List 30 characters created by American artist bwana spoons"

Reply:
Bwana Spoons is a contemporary artist and designer based in California, known for his colorful and whimsical characters. Here are 30 characters created by Bwana Spoons:

1. Dr. Maddox
2. Captain Maxx
3. Goo Goo
4. Mr. Turd
5. Mook
6. Mecha Mook
7. Ween
8. Hooty
9. Frijoles
10. Rikki Tikki
11. Sonny Sunshine
12. Haggis
13. Fredrick the Bat
14. Pip
15. Snagglefang
16. Zonko
17. Tiki Kii
18. McWiggles
19. Ducky Ducky
20. Bela
21. Dr. Bang
22. Count Vanilla
23. Squibbles
24. Fuzzy Wuggums
25. Balthazar
26. Purple Foot
27. Beagle Boy
28. Gogurt
29. Gumdrop
30. Zephyrus.

Roger · Apr 12, 2023

Count Vanilla must be Count Chocula's nemesis.

blakewest · Apr 12, 2023

Roger said: ↑

Count Vanilla must be Count Chocula's nemesis.
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I'm looking forward to the new version of Mook vs. Mecha Mook

taviq · Apr 12, 2023

It's rather incredible what it can do.
I work as a high school teacher and there are so many students using it to complete their homework.
Sometimes they get caught, like when all the kid does is copy and paste the work. But, from what I hear, most kids don't get caught.
And they can be pretty specific, like, write an argumentative essay about brave new worlds titular characters but use small words or make it sound like it was written by a teenager.
I had some monologues written in specific styles with the same prompt. Really good. Not like, professional writer good, but way better than teenager.

taviq · Apr 12, 2023

I think the future of education has to do away with homework. Probably even working on a computer.
Five to ten years from now, students will have to hand write all work during class time.

blakewest · Apr 12, 2023

I don't think anyone would complain about eliminating homework. Except kids who have a side hustle doing other kids' homework for them.

hellopike · Apr 12, 2023

So I only read the first couple posts about this, and I know painfully little about the subject; but I hope desperately that these chatbots end up making the internet completely worthless when it comes to validating anything text based as true or fabrication and handwritten letters and books come back in vogue as the best way to find actual information and converse with human people.

Roger · Apr 21, 2023

@daveblog asked ChatGPT to:

write a science fiction story about the green four legged lizard like creature called the Mudbelly
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Here's what it wrote:

In the year 2075, humans had colonized several planets in the Milky Way Galaxy, and with them, they had brought many different species of animals and plants from Earth. Among them was a small, green, four-legged creature called the Mudbelly.

The Mudbelly was a lizard-like creature with a tough, scaly exterior and large, sharp claws. It was a formidable predator, able to hunt and kill prey many times its size. But what made the Mudbelly truly unique was its ability to communicate telepathically with other creatures.

At first, humans were hesitant to interact with the Mudbelly, fearing it may be dangerous or hostile. But as they began to study it, they discovered that the Mudbelly was a highly intelligent and empathetic creature. It had a deep understanding of other beings and was able to communicate with them in ways that humans never thought possible.

As humans began to explore the galaxy, they brought the Mudbelly with them, using its telepathic abilities to communicate with other alien species. It became an invaluable asset to the space explorers, helping them navigate new and unfamiliar worlds.

However, not everyone saw the Mudbelly as a valuable asset. A rival colony had developed a way to extract the telepathic abilities from the Mudbelly and use them for their own gain. They began capturing Mudbellies and extracting their abilities, leaving the creatures in a state of shock and trauma.

The humans who had come to love and respect the Mudbelly knew they had to act fast to protect the creatures. They banded together and staged a rescue mission to save the Mudbellies from the rival colony.

In the end, the humans were successful in their mission, and the Mudbellies were returned to their natural habitat, safe and sound. Humans learned a valuable lesson about respecting and protecting the creatures they encounter in their travels, and the Mudbelly became a symbol of hope and understanding in the vast expanse of the universe.
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I sent the same prompt to Bard, here's what it wrote:

The Mudbelly was a green, four-legged lizard-like creature that lived in the swamps of the planet Xylar. It was a shy creature, and it rarely ventured out of the swamp. But one day, a Mudbelly named Mudsy decided to explore the world beyond the swamp.

Mudsy was a curious Mudbelly, and he was eager to see what was out there. He had heard stories from other Mudbellys about the strange and wonderful creatures that lived on the other side of the swamp. So one day, Mudsy set out on his journey.

Mudsy traveled for many days, and he saw many amazing things. He saw towering mountains, vast forests, and sparkling rivers. He met all sorts of interesting creatures, including talking trees, flying fish, and even a unicorn!

Mudsy had many adventures on his journey, and he learned a lot about the world. He learned that there was more to life than just the swamp. He learned that there were other creatures out there, and that they were all different and special.

But most importantly, Mudsy learned that it was okay to be different. He learned that he didn't have to be like everyone else. He could be himself, and that was okay.

Mudsy eventually returned to the swamp, but he was a different Mudbelly. He was no longer shy, and he was no longer afraid to be different. He was proud of who he was, and he was excited to share his stories with the other Mudbellys.

The other Mudbellys were amazed by Mudsy's stories, and they were inspired by his courage. They decided to leave the swamp and explore the world as well. And so, the Mudbellys spread out across the planet, and they lived happily ever after.
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GERMS · Apr 25, 2023

Extracting telepathic abilities is so uncool!

Roger said: ↑

@daveblog asked ChatGPT to:

write a science fiction story about the green four legged lizard like creature called the Mudbelly
Click to expand...

Here's what it wrote:

In the year 2075, humans had colonized several planets in the Milky Way Galaxy, and with them, they had brought many different species of animals and plants from Earth. Among them was a small, green, four-legged creature called the Mudbelly.

The Mudbelly was a lizard-like creature with a tough, scaly exterior and large, sharp claws. It was a formidable predator, able to hunt and kill prey many times its size. But what made the Mudbelly truly unique was its ability to communicate telepathically with other creatures.

At first, humans were hesitant to interact with the Mudbelly, fearing it may be dangerous or hostile. But as they began to study it, they discovered that the Mudbelly was a highly intelligent and empathetic creature. It had a deep understanding of other beings and was able to communicate with them in ways that humans never thought possible.

As humans began to explore the galaxy, they brought the Mudbelly with them, using its telepathic abilities to communicate with other alien species. It became an invaluable asset to the space explorers, helping them navigate new and unfamiliar worlds.

However, not everyone saw the Mudbelly as a valuable asset. A rival colony had developed a way to extract the telepathic abilities from the Mudbelly and use them for their own gain. They began capturing Mudbellies and extracting their abilities, leaving the creatures in a state of shock and trauma.

The humans who had come to love and respect the Mudbelly knew they had to act fast to protect the creatures. They banded together and staged a rescue mission to save the Mudbellies from the rival colony.

In the end, the humans were successful in their mission, and the Mudbellies were returned to their natural habitat, safe and sound. Humans learned a valuable lesson about respecting and protecting the creatures they encounter in their travels, and the Mudbelly became a symbol of hope and understanding in the vast expanse of the universe.
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I sent the same prompt to Bard, here's what it wrote:

The Mudbelly was a green, four-legged lizard-like creature that lived in the swamps of the planet Xylar. It was a shy creature, and it rarely ventured out of the swamp. But one day, a Mudbelly named Mudsy decided to explore the world beyond the swamp.

Mudsy was a curious Mudbelly, and he was eager to see what was out there. He had heard stories from other Mudbellys about the strange and wonderful creatures that lived on the other side of the swamp. So one day, Mudsy set out on his journey.

Mudsy traveled for many days, and he saw many amazing things. He saw towering mountains, vast forests, and sparkling rivers. He met all sorts of interesting creatures, including talking trees, flying fish, and even a unicorn!

Mudsy had many adventures on his journey, and he learned a lot about the world. He learned that there was more to life than just the swamp. He learned that there were other creatures out there, and that they were all different and special.

But most importantly, Mudsy learned that it was okay to be different. He learned that he didn't have to be like everyone else. He could be himself, and that was okay.

Mudsy eventually returned to the swamp, but he was a different Mudbelly. He was no longer shy, and he was no longer afraid to be different. He was proud of who he was, and he was excited to share his stories with the other Mudbellys.

The other Mudbellys were amazed by Mudsy's stories, and they were inspired by his courage. They decided to leave the swamp and explore the world as well. And so, the Mudbellys spread out across the planet, and they lived happily ever after.
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GERMS · Apr 25, 2023

I just learnt that kids don’t handwrite at school?
Or just sometimes?

taviq said: ↑

I think the future of education has to do away with homework. Probably even working on a computer.
Five to ten years from now, students will have to hand write all work during class time.
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taviq · Apr 28, 2023

Very little handwriting. All the students at my school have chrome books.

hellointerloper · Apr 30, 2023

I only hand write things when I need to remember something these days. Shopping lists and stuff. Otherwise I’m typing. My writing is complete chicken scratch, always has been, so I don’t want to subject anyone to that!

sharkbait · Apr 30, 2023

It blows me away when I meet people who don't know what cursive writing is.

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