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Do you understand the rules of the Spoon of Destiny?

"Go on with your slitty, slutty, slitty, slutty slots!"

Pubic topiary is the new pashmina.

"All this may have been a collective hallucination although nobody has yet explained to me what a collective hallucination actually means.”

Kids and kreators alike, please remember that Monster Kolor is the one true enemy of beauty. It's a fact.

The girl doll has an open mouth and an optional tongue. She comes with crystal white skin, random acrylic eyes, and face-up.

“If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself.”

"Hey, Ollie, when you ask the Toymaker for the money, will you get a little extra for me?" • "What for?" • "Well I, I lost me peewee..."

“People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.”

"I opened the door and she straight up exposed her bemon." - @quentor

Between 1964 and 1985, Brazil came to have "bionic" senators, governors and mayors.

Eugene Judd is a dwarf bouncer from Saskatoon with enhanced strength and extraordinary acrobatic abilities.

I assume you understand that we have options on your time.

This JANuary, it’s time to Michael Down Your Vincents!

“He's a collector. That's the great dead thing in him.”

Feeling vaguely chimply today.

Puffin was what puffin 'twas.

"Civilization is overrated."

I am become a stranger unto my brethren

"Dude refused to be assimilated and it earned him a promotion . . . you must have missed the memo! ;)"

I order total resistance directed against this conspiracy to pay off peoples of the earth in ersatz bullshit.

when dogs cross the air in a diamond like ideas and the appendix of the meninx tells the time of the alarm programme

It seems that this exists: more logical, very logical, too logical, less logical, not very logical, really logical, fairly logical.

Pyg of Contention.

Inching towards the status quo.