Fuck You Fuck You Thread

Amateur surfers, I hate you all and hope you drown

 

Usually when you break/mess something up, it's your duty to report it and/or fix that problem. Please for the love of god STOP JAMMING OUR GARAGE DOOR SHUT YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKBAGS.

Our garage has a sliding barn style door on it and if you pull it too far it jumps the track and you have to spend a good twenty minutes inside trying to bump the wheel back onto the track so that it can be opened again. It's a chore getting in there too from the other side since our downstairs neighbors (who dislodged the door) have all their bikes and boxes of shit in the way so you gotta basically scale Mount Fucking Everest just to get over onto the other side. Hey if you don't want the lawn to be mowed, fine. Leave it like that. Fuckin' idiots.

I'll end up fixing it in a little bit anyways. On a friggin Monday too. Jesus. I'm gonna slam back a couple 'Gansetts and drunkenly sort that door out like the total golden child that I am. Cheers.

 

Absolutely. Give back the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Update on the garage and lawn mowing issue. It's been resolved and I mowed our backyard.

Alright that's enough of that. Move along folks. Move along.

 

In classic NYC style, the landlord I'm meant to be signing a lease with wanted to meet today, and the whole thing turned into a disaster. For whatever reason, he insisted on having all six roommates together for it. After days of back-and-forth emails coordinating, I ended my trip to DC a day early, travelled about five hours from the house I was staying at to the landlord's office, and found that only one other roommate made it, the agent handling us was half an hour late and the landlord would only accept first month's rent by cashier's check without mentioning that once prior. Then he cancelled the meeting, so I'll have to figure out another day. Anyway, fuck all that.

 

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

 

Or comedic gold.

 

I thought the same thing! Someone get a camera in there, STAT!

 

I don't know how often I'll be home, but I'll keep the video rolling when I am

 

Sticker packs almost started WWIII last night

 

Real World: Sofubi NYC

 

Can’t wait to see Taimur on :The Challenge.

 

I lived in a house with 18 other guys in college. 6 isn't that bad

 

frat? when i was 19 i had 3 roomates... it lasted almost 6 months. lol Never again.

 

yeah you got it lol. it was fun for a bit but i could have never lasted in that triple room i was in for more than the 9 months i was there.

 

I heard some very minor cliff notes on this one, but that the thread was also deleted, which I see no point to doing.

But, hey. Sticker packs. They cost monies to make, so if someone's sellin' 'em, fuckin' buy 'em, or don't.

 

Man that was a fun way to make my trip to the grocery store a little more interesting that dude accused me of being some kind of snitch, so who knows what's running around in his delusional head... anyway, glad he showed his true colours and he's now on the sofubi shit-list.

I wish he didn't delete the thread, I was loving it.. i took some screenshots though of the more crazy sections might print em on a header card for a future toy release or something

 

Some craziness on Facebook over the opinion that sticker packs should be free, not sold, and that people should be allowed to choose which stickers, rather than a pre - set pack. Something along those lines, I was told.

 

-Fuck rappers that wear fur
-Fuck anyone that wears fur
-Fuck the guy that stole my gloves today when I went into the 100 degree, shit splattered port-o-john 2 pee (and check Manda ).
-Fuck myself for walking out to my car to clear my head before getting into a fight, and locking my keys in my car.
-Fuck whatever happened to the spare key that was under my car.
-Fuck myself (again; I’m loud about loathing myself) for destroying my door to get in, even though my fiancé was already an hour en route with a spare.
-Fuck work
-Fuck dishonesty

 

Sincerely, truthfully, and honestly: fuck anxiety. Especially the pointless kind.

 

As far as I can remember - this wasn't even in the status thread about sticker packs. Boobotcher / Bo was going on a bit of a hyper run of weird facebook statuses where he trying a little too hard to be the alpha dog of the toy scene. Anyway from out of nowhere he blasts another Aussie collector Josh / Artwhore about his posts, saying he needs to stop being 5 years in the past/his posts are worthless/not relevant (ie not about MVH or hyped chinese toys.) I felt like that was a low blow against Josh who puts a lot of effort into his blog and posts, so I started trolling Bo - which went south pretty quickly. He started pulling out cards like "setting myself on fire by attacking PK" which I had totally forgotten about and to be fair, PK blatantly labelled all Aussies flippers so I had to cut Paul down for that. In my mind, it was water under the bridge with Paul, I don't really have any harsh feelings towards him these days. But then Bo starts referring to me as a "snitch" which I have no idea where that came from - so apparently he's just making up shit in his own head now about who knows what.

In short, Bo was acting like a little turd and isn't the "mr nice guy" he portrays himself to be..

 

Fuck you cancer, you take more away than is available to give and still take more. I guess maybe I should thank you for the invitation to share the experience you put so many of my friends through.