The fugliest toys you have seen while collecting.

Bamboo Penis is the worst.

 

...things you never expected to read on the internet.

 

great name for a band.

 

For all you mucky pups. You're welcome.

 

I don’t even want to know how you fire that thing.

 

Yet more expensive guff for your delectation.

 

I need these as gag gifts for work! Priceless!

 

I think you meant to type "defecation"..?

 

I stand corrected Flesh Gordon is the worst. Might as well be advertised as a sex toy.

 

I saw a veiny foreskin otter and a condom ghost on IG the other day.

 

Yooo they even gave it a condom?!

 

The Flesh Gordon gun isn't a toy, it's a prop replica:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_Gordon

 

Its made of sofubi, so its a toy. It happens to be designed by a prop designer, but its being sold in a bag with a header, like any other sofubi.

Its featured on multiple toy blogs along with other sofubi toys. Like it or not, its a toy.

 

I'll meet you halfway. It's a toy based on a prop which is based on a toy.

 

Yes its a toy. Not sure why the 'prop' origin matters. Its solely being marketed towards sofubi collectors. Here is the description from the sales page. As you can see, they say it's a toy. A FUGLY TOY.

Description
Sofubi (Japanese traditional soft vinyl) toy.

from Sci-Fi spoof film of 1974
FLESH GORDON

1/1 scale
edition size 80

Display stand is a free gift for the first twenty buyers of Sofubi Flesh Gordon Pistol OG color !

 

Ok, I'll meet you halfway. It's a prop replica meant to be a toy based on a prop based on a toy.

 

I would buy that for the choking hazard warning on the header alone; also, I feel like we just talked about this not too long ago..?

 

@bunnyboy
No, we've not discussed that one on this thread before. We've doubled up on a few but not many.

This one is called 'Crab Scratcher' - how delightful.

 

Can't stop, won't stop, Rocafella Records - Cause we, we get down baby, we get down baby ...





The girls the girls, they love us - Cause we stay fresh to death, we the best nothing less ...

 

Jan Kwok - Fugly as Fock.

 

blue balls

 

peanuts, salty peanuts ...

 

I'm a little biased, but I think the Crab Scratcher is great, and is a fantastic direct interpretation of Wes' artwork.

 

That thing that looks like a pyramid thing... (I don’t know how else to describe this toy, forgive me) ...it looks like it has a fuck-hole on its back.

That is all

 

Sure, each to their own. Its not the worst thing I've posted, but I stand by my opinion that its 'Fugly'.

Totally, kinda like a Sarlacc Pit crossed with a fuck-hole!