objectum sexuals--can you relate? don't answer that.

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/categ ... 44KY8AePDW

My respect for them comes in waves. sometimes it's just plain creepy, but hey they're people. And I'm 2X yrs old with a huge toy collection. umm..yeah.

 

I don't know about picket fences and greasy machinery but this stadium in China sorta turns me on.

 

dude, I almost spit out my coke with that one.

 

LOL!

 

But do you want your toys fluids? That's the question. If so, you should be in one of these videos.

 

Eye of Sauron....anyone?
I haven't looked at the video. Just waiting for more co-workers to leave, then I'll watch it.


....and of course it won't play....

ok...just saw part of it. Vombie...you've got too much time on your hands....lol.

 

Ah, this isn't all that weird. I'm madly in love with a color printer we have at work. Sometimes I'll stay late at the office and send photos to it (her), for company. As soon as it becomes legal to marry a printer in the state of New Jersey, we're tying the knot.

I caught someone setting down his coffee cup on her last week, I almost belted him.

 

I have visions of a scene from Office Space when you and your printer break up in a bad way .

 

can't argue there.

Roger, your printer is gay. didn't you know? everyone has been making fun of you because you haven't noticed it yet. The printer doesn't have the heart to tell you. telepathically.

 

This thread has potential for funniest thread ever.

 

All the licking of that lead based paint probably is not helping that guy.

 

Oh, come on. We've all fucked a railroad trestle or had a dalliance with a retaining wall at some point in our lives, it's okay to admit it. Don't be such prudes.

 

wow...dalliance...i never thought i'd see anyone actually use that word (not to mention a great Wedding Present song)

 

I appreciate the comment, but you brought up The Wedding Present, which was the favorite band of a toaster that I dated briefly and broke my heart last year. Now I'm totally depressed. Thanks.

 

Ok! Ok! I admit it. I once had a one night stand with a belt sander. But I was drunk!

 

STERN RULES!!! BABA BOOEY!!!!!!!

 

Hey now!

The axle grease bukkake is pretty stunning, but nothing tops the guy who "made it" with Airwolf in 1986!

 

Oh no..I think I might have tendencies...